Random Rant at little Tykes

[The Tot]

Call me subtle but,

I think BCF has gone completely down the shithole in terms of posts and irrelevant content. What i am particularly talking about are certain little kiddies who like bumping each others posts. I mean, fair enough, i like joining into random banter from time to time.

But the amount of pointless threads is getting to me. I would say that i'm a bit of a veteran here, not been around since the days of its inception, but been here long enough to see the crops of 16/17 year olds rise through the ranks from peds to 125s to 400/600s then to whatever the fuck they want. Taking Binge/LukeVFR/JonB for example - these guys have been around for donkeys years (luke under the name of neoxious/neo as i recall) and its been interesting to see that they're still around posting and stuff, but in all the 3-4 years i've been on BCF, there's shitloads of UTTER BULLSHIT that's been posted - especially in the recent weeks.

I call on any kiddy that aint had their bollocks dropped or aint been circumcised or havent stuck their nob into an end can because their penises are too small to shut the FUCK up and stop making countless threads and putting food into their helmets! FOR FUCK SAKE remove the lid before you eat - it's common courtesy and good manners to remove all headwear at the dining table.

A part of me wishes people like Jordan (zxr400er/pug205er)/Flip et al would come back and post more often - oh don't forget 18priller, he made my day at times, esp when he had a mint RS125 and fucked the paintjob up! now THOSE were entertaining posts. How i wish bcf was back the way it was, back in 2004/2005 when 17/18 year olds were still doing well in their GCSES and attaining commendable grades. It must be something in the water that makes the current crop of school leavers retarded and behave in the fashion of " i want to romp about the maypole and have lemon sherbet with my cherry bakewell" If you want to be an attention whore, fine, we catch your drift and we don't need unnecessary posts being bumped because you feel like to want to be more popular than mcgee (cos he has no real friends )

i'm sorry, its a bit of a rant, but i'm sure some of us might want to agree.

I think it's time to put some age profiling in the section where it would be illegal for kids under 18 to talk to US BIG BOYS although, i'm sure some of the older men and women might also object. Unnecessary friend whoring is NOT the way to go - if i aint met or spoken to you the err fuck off - Myspace/bebo/friendster is only for real people, not keyboard warriors mkaay? Speak to me first on msn or in person before you find out i'm a complete bell end. I know i've met my fair share of BCF-ers in my time - esp the SE/reading lot and i kinda wish it was more communal, more of a "lets get together on a sunday" spirit, as opposed to "err i'm going to type on my keyboard and eat some cripzs with ma helmet on! lol!Lo!!roflcopterithinkitsfunnycosigot6D'sandaUinmyGCSES!"

Anyway, rant over,

i'm going in the corner to eat my cadburys mini rolls and twiddle my thumb now
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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[McGee]

I may not be a hardcore veteran and I may of been annoying when I joined (still am really)

But I agree with ya mate.


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[TUG]

i post utter shit from time to time...
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[NSR Mick]

[The Tot]

LOL my point exactly - maybe i should take national curriculum advice into consideration. There seems to be a correlation between members joined in 2007 and useless threads because they want to be popular and gain da karmaz . 2 things that'll help you do that.

Read the Karma Sutra for one and get a book on tantra- it teaches you how to be tantric and have discipline and patience. Means little scrotes would not suffer premature ejaculation and decide

FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANNT NEED MUST HAVE TO POST THIS THREAD AOUT LOLOLOZZ when frankly half of us would think it aint funny or that you are a GENUINE WINDOW LICKER.

Secondly, post useful shit about how to fix bikes and ride and shit! Most of us (whom i feel that you aspire to) once posted helpful advice, but now cannae be arsed because of the quality of new users who just want to install their latest powerband and pixie injectors into their bikes.

Be helpful, be proactive, be patient - karma will come and people will really appreciate informative and useful posts.

WHEN THE FUCK WILL I FIND A BUNCH OF POM BEARS, A BAR OF YORKIE AND A CAN OF STELLA IN MY LID USEFUL!
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[MoshizZ]

Make sure you take your helmet off before you eat those mini rolls.

I actually liked this place, was friendly, then some shit about luke came up and we all needed cheering up, so we all did, in our own way.

Fair enough, yeah, im on a 50cc that can do tops of 60mph, i dont think coming out on rides with you 'big boys' would be a good idea would it now? I mean you guys can do 60 in first gear most the time. So dont get moaning. Im sure if i had a bigger bike id come out on a Sunday, but i dont so whatever.

Yeah, sure, make it so only people over 18's can chat to you guys, discriminate us all because of our age.

I didnt fail ONE of my GCSE's and im doing alright in my A'levels, regardless of if i want to leave or not. I want to leave because i want money, for a car and also for a big bike, but i dont think i should get one anymore, you wouldnt want immature dipshits like me riding out with you would you?

The board is 'Random Banter' i mean, how random is sticking food in your helmet?

Over.
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

[Shaun]

Well done that man, I'd have said it but nobody takes me seriously anymore, something about only posting to try and wind the kiddies up or something.

A lot of decent people no longer bother with this place anymore for the reasons stated above, I think maybe an age verification system should be put in place, if you don't fit the bill you get redirected to the 125 forums login page.

[.....]

Time to put the 'Enemy' function in the profile to good use I think to cut down on the white noise.

(Speaking of White Noise, where the smeg has he gone?)

[McGee]

[The Tot]

Exactly Joe - where HAS white noise gone? This is what i miss. I miss the days of meeting at box hill and meeting people - real people who have magically morped from their keyboard warrior state into mighty morphin power rangers all dressed in appropriate attire and spangling new bikes. Maybe it's cos i'm advancing in my years and thought it was cool to be 17 and mix in with the boys on the big bikes and prove i werent a lil scrote keyboard warrior. I wanna go to box hill now

Where is Riichy too!!!

Hopefully better quality posts will stop the exodus to visordown! I wanna be the jamie oliver of BCF - i WANT TO NURTURE THE HOPE FOR NEW KIDS BY FEEDING THEM A DIET OF INFORMATION AND FACT AND TRUTH - Enough of the bollocks junk food that you get which makes you believe you can have a 125 and race chavs - we are more mature than that. If you have a 50, sure fair enough, we all had to - but keep a mature head on your shoulders too and you'll be fine.

If anybody needs me, i'll be back at 10 -dragons den awaits
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[MoshizZ]

Another thing.

What relation to biking does a woman dancing round a pole have?

Or shooting a helmet? Why would you ever need to do that?
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[.....]

[Shaun]

[Ben.]

*sits in corner never to speak again...*
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[TUG]

i think there just pissed off cos ur all newbies and feel like your takin over the forum with loads of wank posts like i do therfore bluex5 hates me.
at the end of the day its a forum an its all bullshit any road, and in reality no one gets on, if we were all the same we'd be boring.
i loved your thread on helmets and biscuits cheered me up after the hoax.
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[TheShaggyDA]

[MoshizZ]

What else is there to do at 3am in the morning?
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

[Ben.]

tis ok ill stop posting random shitty threads and try to keep on topic, sorry for all the annoyance, all you needed to do was tell me to shut up and i would.
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[bazza]

[MoshizZ]

S'all in good fun though, after all, its in random banter.

Either that or he's just jealous he couldnt find his milk

^ That was a joke by the way, maybe i need to explain ^
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

[veeeffarr]

I'm drinking earl grey tea

Twinings ftw

[TUG]

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