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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 02:35 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: twattoo Reply with quote

ok, so i want a tattoo of this somewhere...

https://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/57/Gunstar.jpg

but where? was thinking top of arm, but other than that...
ideas queers xxx
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PostPosted: 02:36 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

on your cock
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PostPosted: 02:42 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know your trying to be funny, but i might actually consider that.
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PostPosted: 03:11 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

no i wasnt actually Laughing was watching the dirty sanchez (sp?) movie and thought hmm intresting conversation starter, i heart daton written on someones cock...
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PostPosted: 04:31 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back of neck/Nape.
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PostPosted: 06:18 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye. Between the shoulder blades. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:44 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Middle of your forehead.
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about on your eyeball with a septic needle?
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

how around your asshole so your boyfriend can enjoy it Very Happy
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

around your left nipple
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
you're a cock


I concur.
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheShaggyDA wrote:
Middle of your forehead.

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PostPosted: 11:55 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: twattoo Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
ok, so i want a tattoo of this somewhere...




Why? Shocked Sick
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: twattoo Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
ok, so i want a tattoo of this somewhere...
but where?


Reading.
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
How about on your eyeball with a septic needle?


sorry sir, but your not tattooing me with your cock.
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
killa wrote:
How about on your eyeball with a septic needle?


sorry sir, but your not tattooing me with your cock.


And after all that waiting......that?! Laughing

As i feel sorry for you now, here's some real advice.

Cut that picture out about the size you want, stand in the mirror and place it where you think you'd like it.

Now run along Cool Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

That tattoo is almost as gay as your avatar.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is a bit camp to be honest.

This is quite cool though imo

https://stencilpunks.mattrunningnaked.com/peace_fist.gif
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like an advert for a suppository or advocating fisting?
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get it tattooed on a piece of paper, then chuck it in the bin.

I know it's your choice, but that is fucking dreadful Wink
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
on your cock


But surely science has yet to produce the nanobots necessary to create and handle a needle that small?
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 20 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Around the cock! lol!
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PostPosted: 01:03 - 21 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

shit tattoo IMHO
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PostPosted: 02:54 - 21 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

on your EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

how about haveing a temporary one done and see how you like it..

To be a boreing old git about it but be carefull where you have it done.. i know a guy who can't wear a short sleeve shirt in summer at his job (in a server room, pretty fucking hot i can tell thee) and boils his arse off because its policy they aren't seen, most employers are equally cunty about it so just something to bear in mind Wink
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