The anarchists cookbook

[kev]

Just having a look in it for ideas of what to do to my old fiat and this is all it has to offer on killing cars.

It`s pretty lame if you ask me.

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

• Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!

• Tape a COý bomb to the hood, axle, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.

• Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

• Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.

• Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

• Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

• Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this:


Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!)

How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Fun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

I'm surprised you were still able to get a hold of that stuff. The site i got it from was shut down (by the FBI no less!!) a few weeks later .

Thermite's supposed to be good for getting into pubic telephone cash boxes lol.
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[kev]

[Sparks!]

cookbook is way to long to read through
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[Milo]

Here's a load of old stuff i've had laying around for ages.
I've been meaning to try thermite for years now!
a 50 cent sized pile will go through the bonnet, engine, axle and partway through the pavement.
And that's 50 cent sized as if in the coin - not the rapper!

That's one of the first few documents in the anarchy folder.

Then there's also amonium tri-iodide (i think that's what it's called anyways)
basically a very sensitive touch explosive made from ammonia and iodine...
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Shaft drives rule.

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

Ah, the pleasures of SolidOx . They'll never eliminate P2P networking , long live WinMX .
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

[G]

Wowee!

We can dowload a CIA/FBI edited book, that not only is available on the web, but can be bought from various places, including Amazon!

Viva 'la internet freedom!

[cagiva gezzer]

https://isuisse.ifrance.com/emmaf/anarcook/indanarcook.html
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