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| JonB |
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 JonB Afraid of Mileage

Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :  
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 Posted: 13:52 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: I shouldn't be on the roads! |
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Had a fricking scary moment this morning.
Was driving this morning in Coventry quietly minding my own business when "BEEEEEEEP" and a car screeching comes to a stop next to my car at a junction.
Turned out I went right through a red light. I can remember seeing it red before I got to the junction, but it just can't have figured itself properly, or I wasn't 100% concentrating.
My heart was beating fast for the next 5 minutes, I pulled over and swore a thousand obscenities at myself i.e "you stupid fucking cunt, can't you operate a brake you n00b". Man I feel like I should give myself 3 points for that mistake. It had been red for ages. All I can say is thank god the other driver was concentrating and managed to stop. Felt like a complete tool.
Funnily enough these hayfever pills I am on have caused some weird stuff to happen over the past 3 days. I'm thinking I should probably stop taking them. They have been making me mega drowsy, which isn't helpful when i've been pretty darn drained from exams anyway! ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
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| garth |
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 garth World Chat Champion
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 Posted: 13:59 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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Sound like oestrogen pills to me.
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| tutton |
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 tutton World Chat Champion

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^ LOL.
We already knew you were a danger on the roads, whats new?  ____________________ Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

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 Posted: 15:39 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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I'd been driving on the roads for two years before I saw a traffic light while driving. I'd passed my bike test too.
I quite often just don't see them, or don't ascribe any significance to them because it is so infrequently I actually come accross the things when I am driving/riding ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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| WildGoose |
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 WildGoose White Van Man

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 Posted: 15:49 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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Lucky bar steward @ Stinkwheel.
And Jon, you realised your mistake, and admitted you are pants, that puts you a step ahead of 90% of the idiots out there, so don't feel too bad we have all done it. Glad you are still with us  ____________________ So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976 |
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| growler |
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 growler Traffic Copper

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 Posted: 19:22 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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I'll keep an eye out for you will I ride round Cov  ____________________ DILLIGAF |
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Happens when you get old - what are you now? 75? 80?  |
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| thegubner |
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 thegubner World Chat Champion
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| McGee |
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 McGee O RLY?

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I done it in my fiesta and it was at a crossing I slammed my brakes on just to miss some Nigerian worker by mm's.
How did I know he was Nigerian, well he sure the hell wasn't swearing at me in English.  ____________________ ◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
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Its pronounced Jixxer! |
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| Mudskipper |
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I think Guv kinda has a point here
Fair do's to ya for admitting your mistake Jon, but seriously, the hypocrisy in this thread is stunning.
How many 'stupid fucking cager nearly wiped me out' threads do we get on here condemning acts similar to this?
Not slating Jon, just reminding us that plenty of bikers drive cages too, so when you see one doing summit stupid/dangerous, would you say 'no worries mate, we've all done it', or would you jump on the cager-hating bandwagon?
We are all falliable as road users, whether bike, car, pushiron or pedestrian, and need to keep a sense of balance and perspective when faced with a dodgy act by another road user.
Obviously the clear deliberate acts of road menace are excluded from this. ____________________ CBR125|||GSXR400|||CBR400|||CBR400|||CB250RS|||GSXR750|||CB250RS
"You're clumsy, you eat too much and you behave like a 12 year old boy. But you know what? Every once in a while, you find a thumb." |
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| WildGoose |
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 WildGoose White Van Man

Joined: 21 Mar 2002 Karma :  
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 Posted: 21:51 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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Wow, they are right, you are a complete fucking danger on the roads Jon, please return your licence to DVLA immediately with an admin cheque for £15 and a covering letter explaining that you are too damn stupid to continue driving, and could they please revoke all your licence entitlements forthwith.
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 thegubner World Chat Champion
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 m0l0t0v World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 22:34 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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The buses in my area fucking suck
Last bus to get home is at 5:45 and last one in is around 2ish
The whole knowing pills affects you was a bit dodgy but at least he did admit to it.
Happens to the best of us, while some do it on purpose  ____________________ '99 Hornet 600 , VFR 400 NC30 '92 , Kasawamasaki GT 550 , '98 Hornet 600
**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed  |
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 McGee O RLY?

Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :  
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 Posted: 22:34 - 13 May 2008 Post subject: |
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Hell wild,
You chased a kid in a mini for making noise, but its ok for Jon to nearly hurt some people including himself
May be no relevance but it makes me lol every time I think about it.
Oh noes to much noise. ____________________ ◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
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Its pronounced Jixxer! |
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| JonB |
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 JonB Afraid of Mileage

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 Posted: 07:52 - 14 May 2008 Post subject: |
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I'm sorry. It was a pure presumption that the pills were to blame. But as I have only been on them for 4 days, I wasn't sure if I was still drained from my exams and poor sleep (I have just torn my cartiledge in my right knee, so can't sleep).
I don't think I genuinely have anything to blame. I'm just another motorist who has made a mistake, but I have admitted it and this incident was a stupid mistake. I'm sure i'm not the only person who has goine through a red light by accident or had their other half or passenger shouting "STOP!" when getting close to the light. Like I said, the red light registered however my body and mind didn't seem to react to the danger.
There are plenty of "what ifs" in this incident, but i'm here, i'm fine. Nobody is hurt, there is probably a very angry driver in the West Midlands, in which I would like to apologise too. We are all infallible, it is probably the first major mistake I have made in over 30,000 miles of driving and riding, which I don't think is too bad.
The fact that there are in my opinion too many traffic light junctions in this day and age might well have contributed to it. If you have a machine controlling the flow of traffic your average driver won't be concentrating as much on the road conditions ahead, if you had a roundabout or a standalone junction, said incident probably wouldn't have happened. But that's another thread.
Anyway, i'm now on some different hayfever pills and I won't be driving today, so you can all rest easy.  ____________________ Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth. |
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 WildGoose White Van Man

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https://rensing.com/files/page8_blog_entry21_1.gif ____________________ So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976 |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 133 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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