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MaRTiN
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: I have a good story Reply with quote

I went into work today and i got talking to a customer, he must be 25ish. He tells me that he owns an RS125 which does 120mph because it has racing reeds, a full gianelli system, K&N filter and the carbs have been race tuned. He also owns an R6 which does not pull as well as the Aprillia. And apparantly RS250 will do 150mph easy?? Also he ownes a 2 litre sierra with a stainless steel exhaust which pulls 130mph. On top of that he is selling both the R6 and the Aprillia to buy a Cosworth engine and to put a £2900 on his sierra??

Guess what i asked him to come and show me the Aprillia and he said no because it is no fun?? I had to try very hard not to piss myself Smile


A JOKE: A blonde and a brunette woman jump out of a plane, who land first??

The Brunette because the blonde stops to ask for directions WinkWink Thats the joke he told me
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

<sniff>...hmm...what's that smell?... Confused

Very Happy

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MaRTiN
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

HEHE could it be..............B.S i tell you it was hard not to laugh at him
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TJ NSR
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

phat lier
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you see him again tell him you put a carbon hugger on a NSR125 and it now does 130mpg and accelerates better than a gsxr750 Smile
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MaRTiN
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

That top bit where it says £2900 that was for a paint job. I mean why not just get a new car?? What he told me was the worst bullshit i ever heard
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

another member for the 'RS BULLSHITTERS CLUB'


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PostPosted: 21:29 - 02 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh but you see guys...its a sierra! Maybe the R6 doesn't "pull" as well as the cars cos theres no back seat??

Sad muppet - muchg better blonde/brunette joke than that!

Theres an intelligent Blonde, an intelligent brunette and santa in a lift, there a £10 on the floor. Who picks it up?.... (youve heard it beofre..?Oh well!Apologies to any blondes - not my joke, Russian teacher told it us about 6 years ago)
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 03 Jul 2002    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi
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Liar

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