Daily Mail-o-matic...

[Steve H]

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[zephyrgirl]

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN HAVING SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

WILL THE GERMANS INFECT YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?

COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA CANCER?

WILL THE MMR JAB GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE SWINE FLU?

HAVE THE FRENCH GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?

WILL THE E.U. TURN YOUR HOUSE GAY?

I am addicted to refreshing the Headline!

But to be honest, in the Daily Mail, the answer to all the above questions is a resounding YES!
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Will binge drinking turn England gay?

Have gays stolen from your pension?

Will paedophiles kill pensioners?


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[Peter3hg]

Will hoodies kill Cliff Richard?

[The Original Muzza]

I got "ARE IMMIGRANTS RIPPING OF TAXPAYERS". Well...
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Moonie]

"WILL GORDON BROWN TAX TAXPAYERS?"
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[Noxious89123]

"HAVE FERAL CHILDREN DEVALUED BRITAIN'S FARMERS?"

"HAS NEW LABOUR INFECTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS?"

"COULD TEACHERS GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS DIABETES?"

"COULD THE INTERNET MOLEST CLIFF RICHARD?"

"COULD THE BBC STEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE CHURCH?"

"COULD PAEDOPHILES DESTROY YOUR PENSION?"

"HAVE CHAVS BURGLED CLIFF RICHARD?"

And rather interestingly...
"ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HURTING DRIVERS?"
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[Fisty]

HAVE GAYS GIVEN THE QUEEN CANCER?

WILL TEENAGE SEX INFECT YOUR DIANA WITH AIDS?


Awesome
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[1016]

Sadly close to truth..

[Dragonfly]

IS CANCER STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE QUEEN?

HAS CHANNEL 4 GIVEN BRITISH JUSTICE SWINE FLU?

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IS HEALTH & SAFETY TAXING YOUR CHILDREN?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILL THE CHURCH?

WILL LESBIANS MOLEST TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

WILL MUSLIMS DEVALUE CLIFF RICHARD?
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[numark1]

IS FEMINISM GIVING PENSIONERS SWINE FLU?

[Noxious89123]

This is ace
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'06 Honda CBR125RW-6 ~ '00 Honda CBR600F-Y ~ '07 Honda CBR600RR-7 ~ Bikeless
'53 Ford Ka 1.3 ~ '03 Vauxhall Astra SRi 1.8 ~ '52 Vauxhall Astra SRi 2.2 ~ '53 Vauxhall Astra GSi