Steaks....

[mistergixer]

In the Gixer household we have one of those confounded pre-pay card gas meters. I went to top it up tonight, only to discover that the display has packed in, leaving us gasless.
What really upsets me, is the fact that i have 2 delicious looking fat steaks in the fridge that myself and MrsGixer were going to have for our tea (with new potatoes, peas, mushrooms and some crusty bread).
I've contacted the gas supplier, they're sending someone out, but can't guarantee that they will attend this evening.

So, do you think i'll be lucky and get to have my steak tonight or not?
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[The Original Muzza]

What kind of steak? I'm partial to a bit of rump. Medium-well, fried mushrooms, tomatoes and chips. I've just cum a little.
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[hellkat]

Bung 'em in some marinade, just in case.
That way, if you starve, at least tomorrow you'll have lovely flavoursome steaks that melt in your mouth even more than they *might* today.

Fuck, now I've made meself even hungrier.

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[mistergixer]

I've got rump (quite a whopper too), MrsGixer has sirloin.
She has hers medium, i merely show mine what the pan looks like. Then the dilemma is horseradish or mustard? If i choose mustard, then the dilemma is English or French?
However, it's all hypothetical, as still no sign of the gas man.

ME HUNGRY MAN! WANT EAT GOOD MEAT!
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[Shaun]

Steak aint shit unless it's Kobe.

[nowhere.elysium]

[mistergixer]

[The View Askew]

I have cooked steaks over open fire before, it is not a difficult task, make a very small fire, find a way of suspending a pan above it, put a little oil and the steaks in the pan, and fry them up this way, works a treat, you may have to adjust height ect and move them away from the fire every few minutes to stop burning.
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[hellkat]

Horseradish for the win, chap.
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[Tristan.]

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[The Original Muzza]

Kobe Gixer? Weird name.
As for cooking it, open fire would be fine, but may I suggest fire to heat up a clean, flat rock or slate. Stone cooked steak is wanktastic. Even burger is increased in win value when cooked on a rock. Was my camping trick when I was younger so I never burned my food.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[mistergixer]

Well, despite the overwhelming preponderance of the nay-sayers in this thread, the gasman has just left.
i has gas, i can has steaks.
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[Moonie]

*dons flame-proof suit*

Ribs are better
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[Mr Nice Guy]

Picture of said steak?
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[TomR6]

I too had steak tonight. Sirloin done on the George Foreman, awesome.

Didn't have the mustard dilemma though, straight for the Colmans.
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[Tonka]

Rib eye steak ftw (probably the ones that when attached were chased round the field last year by Grottie ) with horseradish and there was always the BBQ for cooking - not that I have one, but I thought you might.

Was it any good then............?
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[yambabe]

FFS you're a man and you didn't think to slap them on a BBQ?

What is the world coming to............
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[Ariel Badger]

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[mistergixer]

https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj243/Andy_B_photos/PICT2114.jpg

Opted for horseradish in the end.
Om nom nom.
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[c_dug]

What have you done to that steak man!

Well over done

Mine must be sirloin, still twitching, a minute to a minute and a half on the pan very maximum, the rest is the same as you, perhapse on occasion substitute the potatoes for chips.

Horseradish FTW

c_dug
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