Are you happy with your gender?

[Ariel Badger]

I am quite cool with being a bloke. I am not over-keen on sucking cock but then again I would like a pair of my own tits to play with but then there is the crap stuff about being a girl.
Periods
Having to spend £100 on hair straighteners
Child birth
Having to shower every morning
Having to paint your mouth and eyes
Wearing high heels
Pants that go up your crack
What are your opinions on your sexuality?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Catalyst]

The only bad thing about being a man is that women expect you to pay for EVERYTHING.

That is all.
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SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[dgo1212]

[Blau Zedong]

I wish I was a girl.
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[hellkat]

I quite like being a girl.
I'm glad I don't have my genitals in a vulnerable place.
Or that I am insecure about my sexuality based on the size of said genitals.

I don't really want to bang on about how terrible it is being a woman. Plenty of other women do that.

Its not so bad, if you realise you don't HAVE to spend a fortune on straighteners/conditioner/27 different types of moisturizer, and that so long as you have a pocket for a mascara, lipstick, credit card, spare pair of knickers and a packet of paracetamol, life is reasonably easy to get through.

Actually, the whole period/child birth thing is a bit wank, but its good that nobody can tell how turned on we are/aren't.

Apart from that: the whole being penetrated thing, well now ... it has its merits. A lot of girls are uncomfortable relinquishing power of their "self" and allowing themselves to enjoy that sense of vulnerability. But it has its merits if you go with the flow.

And, of course ... its fab having tits.

Being a chick is great.
I highly recommend it.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[silky666]

I have always wanted to be a girl ... but it has to be a really fit one.
Being an ugly bird will bring none of the benefits.

Benefits being:

1) you can get shagged whenever you want ... no need to impress ... no need to be funny ... no need to be interesting .... simply walk into a bar or club and walk to nearest looking decent bloke and say "fancy a root "
2) you can get one in work and get away with doing jack shit ... simply cozy up to thise that matter ... flash your eyelashes and a bit of cleavage .. flirt a bit ... you will then find yourself promoted to numerous well paid but worthless positions.
3) if any of the above fail ... turn to porn !

I want to look like this please:

https://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/37/44/adriana-lima.0.0.0x0.447x661.jpeg
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Gaffa tape is like "the force" - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

No way i wanna be a split-arse

Pat
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[Robby]

This reminds me of a conversation with a girl years ago.

She was a teenage feminist. Man, looking back I wish I'd pushed her in front of a car. She was biggin up women in general, and came out with the quote I'd been waiting for:

"Where would you men be without us women to keep an eye on you"

"Still in the Garden of Eden, bitch"

Women. Clunge and tits, don't care about the rest.

[Phoenix]

[GhostRider]

[quote="hellkat"]
I'm glad I don't have my genitals in a vulnerable place

[\quote]

oh I don't know about that, I once landed a beautiful back kick into a girls chuff during sparring (purely by accident I might add)

I didn't know that girls could make noises like that. It sounded like a cross between a Wilhelm scream and a horse getting raped by a lorry. She had to be carried out and still wasn't walking right the following week. I felt pretty bad it. She was a full blown yam yam though, which helped me sleep a little better.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[nick606]

I can't be the only one wondering what the hass is a yam yam ?

[kitty kat]

I am quite happy being female, I have never bought hair straighteners in my life, make-up I don't wear, high heels, I hardly ever wear them, in fact I don't actually own many pairs of shoes, as for the man paying for everything, I am independent I like to pay my own way. For god's sake I have brought 3 kids up single-handed, work full time and own my own house so why should a man have to pay for me?

I enjoy being a female biker, whenever I go out on the bike blokes will always come over and talk to me, then when they realise I am actually a female who rides the bike a lot they always seem impressed and then there is the fact I do my own maintenance on it as well.
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Enjoy everyday, tell those you love everyday you love them
Life is too short to fall out with people

[Ariel Badger]

[B10Hazard]

Don't really mind being a male. . . .

But what I would give for a fanny to play with for an hour or two.
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No longer any socks
Let me take you on a trip . . let me show the world in my eyes.

[Clanger]

So far so good...
Being a tomboy growing up, I reckon I've dipped my toe into the male world, and whilst I totally enjoyed myself, I am happy to be who I am, and in the skin I'm in.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[The999Kid]

I love being male... and gay
often means that i enjoyed the school showers a bit more than 99% of everyone else but i wouldnt change my gender for the world...

though out of sheer curiosity i would like to bed a woman just once so i know what my life could have turned out like...

And no, im not a typical gay.. I work on my own bike as much as I can, I love my job of dealing with blood, shit, piss, vomit, bones, bowels and balls. I have a very small wardrobe though half my tops are tank tops... I have 5 pairs of footwear excluding my spada riding boots, and if i keep getting hit on by girls then i cant be that obviously gay....
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[WildGoose]

[dgo1212]

[yuri2085]

[kitty kat]

[binge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Ehsx5-dq0

[st3v3]

[damz]

hmmm, this idea has been floating in my head all day. if i was a woman.... hmmmm made me wonder. i like woman, so would probobly be a lesbian.

if i was a woman i would be a lesbian, this idea gestated in my mind for a few minutes...... then this song popped out


I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
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Cars: RX7 FD, Eunos Roadster
Former Bikes: FZR 250R 89, ZX7R 98

[The999Kid]

[The999Kid]