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PostPosted: 22:10 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Sir Cliff is on ITV Reply with quote

I will never buy any of the products advertised during this program. Nasty little man Sad
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He actually makes Piers Morgan seem like a decent human being in comparison and that is wrong Sad
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 08 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

No Samsung. No Halifax, no Train Line .com, No Tropicana, No News of The World, No Baileys Irish Cream, no Ikea, No Co-Operative. No SCN.
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PostPosted: 05:36 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you love him.

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PostPosted: 06:06 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what the hell you are talking about Confused but then, I don't watch ITV.
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PostPosted: 07:21 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know what the hell you are talking about Confused but then, I don't watch ITV.


Lol, I find theres a certain smugness that's held by those who claim they don't own a TV and haven't for years, fair enough I say, but then theres people like my manager who snort down their nose when you mention something on ITV or channel 4 or whatever an the air of "holier than thou"-ness makes me want to perofrm a dirty protest in his office.

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PostPosted: 09:05 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um.... fair enough.... but if you read what I said I think you'll find that I said "I don't watch ITV". That's channel three right? Razz

As a humble student I definitely watch iPlayer way more than what it was originally intended for and download all the TV shows I want to watch (often that stuff that hasn't even come to this country just yet).
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a big fan myself but what has he done to you thats caused this intence hate Ariel?

Tis near christmas he should be reappearing with mistletoe and wine soon.

he reminds me of a turtle.
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:
Um.... fair enough.... but if you read what I said I think you'll find that I said "I don't watch ITV". That's channel three right? Razz

As a humble student I definitely watch iPlayer way more than what it was originally intended for and download all the TV shows I want to watch (often that stuff that hasn't even come to this country just yet).


Yeah I know, I was making the point that there are people who say they don't watch TV, and thats fair enough, but people stating they won't watch a particular channel is just.......hummersexual.

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PostPosted: 11:31 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Not a big fan myself but what has he done to you thats caused this intence hate Ariel?

Tis near christmas he should be reappearing with mistletoe and wine soon.

he reminds me of a turtle.


Yeah, I wondered what spouted this vitriol as well.

Hating Piers Morgan, well yeah fine, actually it should be law. But what did Cliff do?
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm kind of wondering as well, true he is annoying the way he only ever does anything either at Winbledon or at Christmas time but he's hardly up there with the really annoying people of this world.

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PostPosted: 13:09 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't think of anyone or anything more harmless than Cliff Richard.

My nine year old daughter loves him to the extent that shes going to see him next week in concert. My wifes not overly chuffed at the prospect I have to admit since she's the one taking her.

Out of all the artists out today with their overtly sexual clothes, lyrics and behaviour I can safely say I'm glad she finds someone like Cliff more interesting.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Clit sucks Corporate cock...Big Time
He introduced mainstream rock n roll to the masses. (Cooler when it was underground)
He was the Britsh Elvis. ( Neutral )
He went out with a fit tennis player and never did her gary-in.


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PostPosted: 17:19 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He cant be any worse than Danial O Donnel Confused such a tube.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He cant be any worse than Danial O Donnel Confused such a tube.


Nah, the biggest celebrity tool has got to be Danny Dyer. Total prick.

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PostPosted: 18:58 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the grim reaper wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
He cant be any worse than Danial O Donnel Confused such a tube.


Nah, the biggest celebrity tool has got to be Danny Dyer. Total prick.

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Different league though. Daniel is like a fruit, he seems to me like he was brought up in a potato field in 1950 Ireland and beat by nuns. (possible he was). He brainwashes old ladies and people with special needs as thats all they listen to in nursing homes. He is like a god to them. I tell you 12 hour shift in a home, Daniel singing Danny boy in the background Shocked Then you singing Daniel O Donnel on your bike on the way home. Tends to get to you a bit. Neutral
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god Danial and Cliff together!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXEERCvWYE
Two plonkers unite together.

Edit: I feel like I have had this convo in here before as I did surgest that was an excellent time for an on stage assination.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzzard wrote:
I can't think of anyone or anything more harmless than Cliff Richard.

My nine year old daughter loves him to the extent that shes going to see him next week in concert. My wifes not overly chuffed at the prospect I have to admit since she's the one taking her.

Out of all the artists out today with their overtly sexual clothes, lyrics and behaviour I can safely say I'm glad she finds someone like Cliff more interesting.


Everyone is sexual, its people who are covert rather than overtly sexual, that you need to worry about.

I once met someone who used to be a policeman, who alleged that cliff had been involved in sexual activities with kids, but nothing was ever proven.

The former policeman was very sure of these facts. I don't know if its true, but I think quite a few old school stars have murky pasts.

Jimmy saville, jonathon king, chris denning, rod hull etc

Activities with underage, wasnt treated as seriously as it is now.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate the way he exploits his blandness.
I hate the way he is nice.
I hate him for the way he treats Birmingham as his bitch with endless concerts in the NIA for late middle aged female fawning posse that has been devoted to him since 1972 and spend a night in the saints company to dull the misery of their dull lives.
I hate him for putting his eternal flame in Brum on millennium night like some 13th century crusader trying to impose christianity on a multi faith city that functions perfectly well without his unwanted intervention.
I hate him for being a smug git.
I hate him for the friends he keeps in Cilla black and Olivia Newton John.
From the last post I now hate him for being a nonce.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 09 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
wizzzard wrote:
I can't think of anyone or anything more harmless than Cliff Richard.

My nine year old daughter loves him to the extent that shes going to see him next week in concert. My wifes not overly chuffed at the prospect I have to admit since she's the one taking her.

Out of all the artists out today with their overtly sexual clothes, lyrics and behaviour I can safely say I'm glad she finds someone like Cliff more interesting.


Everyone is sexual, its people who are covert rather than overtly sexual, that you need to worry about.
I once met someone who used to be a policeman, who alleged that cliff had been involved in sexual activities with kids, but nothing was ever proven.

The former policeman was very sure of these facts. I don't know if its true, but I think quite a few old school stars have murky pasts.

Jimmy saville, jonathon king, chris denning, rod hull etc

Activities with underage, wasnt treated as seriously as it is now.


I agree. Someone who is celibate or refuses to discuss their sexuality with the media, is almost certainly a paedophile..... and the fact that he comes across as a jolly nice chap only confirms it.
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 10 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

Edit: I feel like I have had this convo in here before as I did surgest that was an excellent time for an on stage assination.


What's that then? Death by bumming, Barrymore style?
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 10 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

yellowninja wrote:
dragonfly wrote:

Edit: I feel like I have had this convo in here before as I did surgest that was an excellent time for an on stage assination.


What's that then? Death by bumming, Barrymore style?


I think that would please Ariel actally more than a bullet in the head. Slow and painful. Mr. Green I left the other ass out I know lol
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 10 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
I hate the way he exploits his blandness.
I hate the way he is nice.
I hate him for the way he treats Birmingham as his bitch with endless concerts in the NIA for late middle aged female fawning posse that has been devoted to him since 1972 and spend a night in the saints company to dull the misery of their dull lives.
I hate him for putting his eternal flame in Brum on millennium night like some 13th century crusader trying to impose christianity on a multi faith city that functions perfectly well without his unwanted intervention.
I hate him for being a smug git.
I hate him for the friends he keeps in Cilla black and Olivia Newton John.
From the last post I now hate him for being a nonce.


Anyone can see that you secretly ache to be spitroasted by him and the git wizard in front of an audience of wanking tramps.

You're not nearly as complex and interesting as you make out, y'know...
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 10 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Agree^^^

Methinks Ariel protests too much (Hmmm)


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PostPosted: 18:59 - 10 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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