Epitaphs

tgabber · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Bit morbid I know, but Bonny_Ricardo's post in the Power Rangers thread got me thinking.

If you bought it tomorrow, what would you like your epitaph to be?

I'd settle for "It was fun while it lasted". Very Happy

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NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

"Racing in heaven" ?
Not sure, thought about my funeral, even sorted an epitaph, but i seem to have forgotten it Confused

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Korn · Admin Joined: 01 Feb 2002 Karma :

"oops"
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

"I told them I was ill"

Or

"Claimed to be immortal- He always hated being wrong!" Laughing

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zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

'Whatever happened it wasn't my fault.'
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dainesefreak · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Karma :

"and he was only days away from that penis reduction".

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

My entire family seems to think I am "the bank", so I figure on

"The bucks stop here"

Rolling Eyes

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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

"Told you the repayments weren't a problem"

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Sadie · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Karma :

Nobody's indispensable!

or

She drank good ale,
good punch and wine
And lived to the age of 99

Laughing

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Going2fast · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Karma :

"Well i've gone and done it this time" Rolling Eyes

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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

"meh"

gingernuts66 · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

Mines similar to Hellcats' in that I have told my family to bury me on my bike with 20 fags in one pocket and a bottle of vodka in the other.
As for my epitaph "set myself a low target and failed to achieve it" Laughing

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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Marjay, lets not be copying spike.

Fallen Angel · Franny the Nanny Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

I want buried at sea! But apparantly it's illegal in this country, so, on the box they throw me overboard in I want it to read:

"So Jail Me"
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

'Least i died in debt'

I think thats a good'un

Altho talking sensibly, 'its better to burn out then to fade away' is one that always took my fancy.

Or 'make them say nice things'

And if possible i want to be scattered over the great barrier reef. But considering the way i ride, can they cremate what they managed to scrape off the road/side of a dump truck? Or does it have to be a 'whole' cadaver?
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NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

"Live fast die young?"

Controversial or appropriate?
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Harold_Shand · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Karma :

I loaded 16 tons, what did I get?
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andrew · Mister Road Rage Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Something along the lines of "Ouch, that was more painful than I imagined". Laughing

ZRX61 · Victor Meldrew Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Karma :

I don't care, just so long as most of the mourners at the funeral say one thing about me...

"Damn! that guy owed me a fortune!"

Lone-Wolf · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Karma :

Wotcha.

Just one word on mine.
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BUGGER ! Laughing

Make of it what you will.
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