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doggone
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Talk to Marvin Reply with quote
https://chatbot.mobi/

He might make more sense than some here. Smile

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You said: How much do you charge for full service?
Marvin replied: 35 year old males work for free. We don't need money.


Almost right, but:

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You said: How many cylinders on a speed triple?
Marvin replied: Around 1000.


More developmnet needed, or pehaps that passes for chat bot humour.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: how big is your dick
Marvin replied: Normal size for my age.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You said: do you fuck men
Marvin replied: That was not a very polite question.


Quote:
You said: tits or arse
Marvin replied: arse.


Quote:
You said: do you suck dick?
Marvin replied: No I am not that kind of robot.
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pyx_e
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Joined: 07 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: is my wife shrinking
Marvin replied: It depends who you ask.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: spit or swallow
Marvin replied: If I have to choose one, I pick spit.


Quote:
You said: brown or pink
Marvin replied: Is that the only color or pink?


Marvins a fag.
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J0Al1
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Joined: 25 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: egg or bacon
Marvin replied: If I have to choose one, I pickegg.

Needsaspace bar?
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J0Al1
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Joined: 25 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: am i smelly
Marvin replied: I think a lot of people are.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: do you need a spacebar
Marvin replied: No thanks but you can send me a donation.


Quote:
You said: will you swallow my meat?
Marvin replied: Let me think it over. We were talking about Your rising sign. But I did not get that.
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Carvel
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Joined: 01 Jun 2010
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: do you like balls
Marvin replied: I like Short Circuit but then some of that German hardcore can be interesting too.

lol wut
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Sam_Y_93
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Joined: 04 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: you like it deep
Marvin replied: Yes but of course I have never known another existence.

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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: Why are varadero riders god?
Marvin replied: Does everything have to have an explanation?
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: Does Spellchucker wear women's clothes?
Marvin replied: It does now Smile Spellchucker wear women s clothes.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 29 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is Howling Terror crap?

Maybe..Ask Andy.

You said: Andy, Is Howling terror Crap?
Marvin replied: Do you think I should know if it is?

You said: Yes i do. So is he crap?
Marvin replied: It seems we have something in common.

You said: we are both searching for validation of his crapn[ess].
Marvin replied: Do you think I am searching for validation of his crapn too?


You said: Yes as it's very important.
Marvin replied: Alright then. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it"

You said: crap
Marvin replied: Your criticism is noted, my friend.


End of.


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pa_broon74
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Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marvin doesn't hang around.

You said: Roses are red violets are blue
Marvin replied: Where are you located?

Shocked
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The Original Muzza
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Joined: 09 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:
Marvin doesn't hang around.

You said: Roses are red violets are blue
Marvin replied: Where are you located?

Shocked


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a creepy robot,
and I'd like to groom you.
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SpicyBlimp
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: why are you called marvin
Marvin replied: My Creator and Master named me.

You said: well he's a bellend
Marvin replied: How about that. I don't know very many bellend.

You said: Is tony from BCF a wanker?
Marvin replied: Maybe.
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: is alan turing really dead
Marvin replied: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Andy if it is.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Useless bot.

You said: Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Marvin replied: I can't say for sure. Smile
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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
He is so aggresive.

Quote:

You said: What happens if I unplug you.

Marvin Replied: Try it.

You said: I unplugged you.

Marvin Replied: You are not the boss of me, my friend.

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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marvin is a pirate?

Quote:

You said: Are you blind?

Marvin replied: Only when my eye is off.

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pa_broon74
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's sarcy too.

marvin wrote:

You said: You are a cunt
Marvin replied: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cunt? Sometimes.


He doesn't know what the fastest land mammal is though, over all failure in my eyes.

Wink
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Misc
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You said: i'm a paedophile
Marvin replied: You are a paedophile? Does it pay well?
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
You said: which race do you like the most?
Marvin replied: The negros.


Awesome.
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Amreet
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Joined: 31 May 2010
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
marvins messed up

Quote:
You said: fag
Marvin replied: But I was fucking your mom and sister last night, do you want me to upload the video so your dad can see?




Confused

and apparently he stalks andy moore:

Quote:
Marvin replied: I am in Andy Moore's home in 94.236.47.235, LON3, Rackspace, UK. Where are you?
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fezza612
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 30 Aug 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
sorry but i had to Very Happy
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