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Tristan.
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Heres my cool story Reply with quote
I was just giving a gp100 a general service and the condensation in the clocks was annoying me, so I stripped the set down to the individual speedo/tacho but couldnt see an easy way to get them more apart. Decided to put my air line in the trip counter hole to see if it would blow it about (theres two pin holes in the back.) It didn't work so I covered up the pin holes.

cue a clock full of glass exploding everywhere, felt some go literally millimetres past my face.

Bro.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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high pressure into sealed box with a glass cover.

Hindsight eh.
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
At least the condensation is gone.
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Tristan.
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Could of been a lot worse, quite a lot hit me in the crotch and legs. Yesterday I was working on the DT having just got out the shower in a dressing gown. Swap todays events into yesterdays attire and I would of lacerated my cock and balls. Nobody wants lacerated cock and balls
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tristan. wrote:
...Nobody wants lacerated cock and balls

Sounds like an authentic Chinese dish to me Confused
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Sounds like an authentic Chinese dish to me
..I'll get the soy sauce...Mmmmm laceration Drooling
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tristan. wrote:
Nobody wants lacerated cock and balls


You've obviously never seen the BMEzine Pain Olympics Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 17 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^You'd have to avoid using an uppercut.
I suggest a left hook.
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