Songs you sang as a child

Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

The joys of the those songs you sang as a child, they never really made sense but you enjoyed singing them.

Paxovasa · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Apr 2010 Karma :

I have never even heard them before Confused

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Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

Did you not have silly rhymes at primary school? I thought everyone did!
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Paxovasa · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Apr 2010 Karma :

We were to busy looking up girls skirts to be making up rhymes Rolling Eyes

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-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

After burping:

Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat your beans for every meal.
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pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

I know savage's songs and we used to do "our sgt major." Theres many variations of the song but the one we used to sing was.

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

My younger sister was a bit of a peculiar child and used to eat dirt, worms, even razorblade once

(my mother tells me that she appropriately freaked out, but that it came out fine the other end)

And she's a particularly moody cow, even from way back.
So at first it was just at her, but in evolved into whenever any one of us was sulking, we'd all sing:

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-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

There was a woman in 92,
parlez vous
There was a woman in 92,
parlez vous
There was a woman in 92,
did a fart and off it flew
inky binky parlez vous

the fart went rolling down the street
parlez vous
the fart went rolling down the street
parlez vous
the fart went rolling down the street
knocked a copper off his feet
inky binky parlez vous

the copper blew his rusty whistle
parlez vous
the copper blew his rusty whistle
parlez vous
the copper blew his rusty whistle
blew the fart from here to bristol
inky binky parlez vous

the bristol rovers were playing home
parlez vous
the bristol rovers were playing home
parlez vous
the bristol rovers were playing home
kicked the fart from here to rome
inky binky parlez vous

the pope was preaching a sermony
parlez vous
the pope was preaching a sermony
parlez vous
the pope was preaching a sermony
preached the fart to germany
inky binky parlez vous

hitler was in his army tank
parlez vous
hitler was in his army tank
parlez vous
hitler was in his army tank
reading the beano and having a wank
inky binky parlez vous
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

You can tell which BCFers had parents who were children during World War 2 Laughing

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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

"I'm in the army now,
I tried to milk a cow,
the cow blew off, and I flew off,
I've joined the Airforce now".

"Walking through the jungle,
got a tummy ache.
Got to find a toilet,
Ooops, Shocked

too late".

"The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad,
he rolled them up in little balls, then flicked them at his Dad".
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pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

That fart one was one of the very ones I was thinking about. I just couldnt remember the bit after the second verse! Cheers savage!

There was the "found a peanut song" too.

Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

Some great ones been posted, making me chuckle Laughing

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blurredman · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Sep 2010 Karma :

In Primary school I remember one or two events when instead of a Hall meeting with the whole school, the whole school had to sing 'When I'm 64'.

I also remember in Secondary school, although it was actually a Music lesson, we had to learn and sing 'Eleanor Rigby'
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

mary had a little lamb
she took it to her wedding
she took it outside tied it to a pole
and kicked its f?cking head in.

eani meani minie mo catch a nigger by the toe
if he screams let him go eani meani mini mo.

yes we used the N word. didnt know any better.
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hmmmnz · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

hell kat will probably be the only one that remembers this on here

Pokarekare Ana
I found a squashed banana
I threw it at my teacher
And my teacher said
"Ooh aah, I lost my bra
Don't know where my undies are
Might be black, might be white
Might be filled with dynamite"
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KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

It wasn't the grass that tickled your arse it was my finger.... etc

can't remember much else but i'm sure there's a few.

pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

Daisy Daisy give us your tits to chew,
I'm half crazy my balls are turning blue,
I havent got a durex so a plastic bag will do,
You'll look smart with your legs apart
and me on top of you!

My bonny lies over the ocean,
My bonny lies over the sea,
My daddy lay over my mommy,
and thats how they made little me.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

neil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Karma :

Ahh fond memories of childhood are resurfacing as I read this thread!

pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

On top of the school yard, All covered with sand.
I shot my poor teacher, With a rubber band,
I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride,
I couldnt have missed her, She's 40 foot wide.

I went to her funeral, I went to her grave,
instead of some flowers, I lobbed a grenade,
She went up in pieces, she went up in bits,
And all that was left, Where 2 hairy tits.

Then there were the classics.

One man went to mow, Went to mow a meadow,
One man and his super sonic sausage dog with rubber wellies on his feet, went to mow a meadow.... etc.....

There were 10 in the bed and the little one said, Roll over, Roll over, so they all rolled over and 1 fell out and banged his head and gave a shout, please remember to tie a knot in your pijama's, single beds are only made for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 in the bed..... ETC

10 green hand grenades sitting on the school,
And if 1 green hand grenade should accidently fall,
There'll be no green hand grenades and no fkin school!
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

Ichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Karma :

I had a little bunny rabbit
really soft and fluffy
then one day it ran in the road
and now its just all mushy.

Mushy bunny rabbit
I kept it just for fun
and when I used the toilet
I wiped it on my bum

Pooey bunny rabbit
smelled really bad
So I gave it to your mom
who cooked it for your dad.

I think there was some more but I can't remember it. As with most things at that age it was supposed to be an insult to someone
Confused

fiveus · Spanner Monkey Joined: 29 Oct 2009 Karma :

In 1974
the monkeys went to war
they forgot there guns
so used there bums
in 1974

Mary had a little lamb,
She thought him very silly,
She threw him up into the air,
And caught him by his,
Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass,
Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the,
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his,
Flies are a problem, wasps are worse,
That is the end of my silly little verse

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
smoking a spliff full of weed
then down came a spider
and sat down beside her
and sold her a quarter of speed

Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

As I awoke one morning, when all the world was still
A little birdie came, and sat upon my window sill.

It sang and sang so joyfully, of love its heart was full,
I gently closed the window and crushed it's little skull.

Jesus Christ, superstar,
Riding down the road on his Yamaha,
Did a skid, killed a kid, burnt his balls on the petrol lid!

Variations:
Jesus Christ, superstar, wore frilly knickers and a wonder bra!

Roses are red, cabbages green
My face is funny, but yours is a scream!
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