When did you last poop yourself?

[mistergixer]

I've had a particularly violent stomach bug this week, the lowest point being pooping in my own pants twice in one day.

If i've learnt anything from this week, it's that i'll never ever trust a fart again.

So BCFers, when was the last time you pooped in your own underwear, and what caused it?
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[LordShaftesbu...]

I bought one of those "legal highs" online a couple of years ago and it fucked my guts up so badly the next day I tried to fart and instead shat myself. The scary thing was, it smelled of vomit.

[Ariel Badger]

Ariel Owners MCC rally in 1976, I also fell into a bonfire.
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[Rowey]

Flu / Stomach bug last winter. Was feeling like death for about a week.

Had thrown up in the morning. An hour later got the urge again, got out of bed, ran to the loo, face deep in the bowl, wrenched my toast up. At the same time my bowels opened... Threw my pants away, didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day.
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[hmmmnz]

1982 i was 3 ,
i pissed myself a few years back
i was in a scissor hoist, trying to get some wiring finished, and under estimated how long t was going to take to get down and get to the toilet
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[Stelmer]

When I last wore a nappy....

[johnsmith222]

I had eaten chicken that was made for me by a friend for lunch. I don't know if this has anything to do with it but it was the worst shits I have ever had.

That night, at around 2am I was at a house party and I hadn't drank or taken anything. It came on almost instantly but I had to take a friend of mine home on the bike and then rally it home faster than I had ever done before.

I didn't tell my friend until the day after but he should have known something was up because I was going as fast as I possibly could.

After I had dropped him off, I was relieved as it was now just me and the bike. I rallyed it home as fast as possible (1.5 miles) but I was considering the possibility that I might shit myself on the bike. Gladly I made it home so I didn't have to make a mess of my bike. I was literally shaking trying to get in the house from the pain.

The only time I properly shat myself that I can remember is when i went to laserquest when I was 8 and I had granny knotted my trousers. Even though I made it to the bathroom on time I spent 20 mins trying to get the knot out until I ran out of time. I ended up shitting myself and trying to clean it up with not much luck.

Car was stinkin of shite and some other poor kid got the blame for it.

Fun times.

[The Artist]

Never shat myself as a grown adult.

Would have been when I was a toddler I suppose.

[reggie]

took a shit in the sea once i was on a boat and had one of them toilets you had to pump we got a chance to stop at a beach so i took a crap when i went for a swim
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[Frost]

Few years ago i woke up with sore guts thinking i had trapped gas, i was wrong

[Frost]

Also say in a welsh accent:
Shit myself have you?

[Ariel Badger]

[reggie]

[Gazz]

[T0MMY]

Fortunately I'm quite good at judging which state of matter is trying to exit my cornhole so despite some close calls (most recently in Madagascar due to some unpasteurised cheese) I've never had the pleasure as an adult.
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[Harold_Shand]

I suffered from the shits a few months ago from a Greggs sausage roll. I farted and came through at the back. I had over ten shits in the morning, not really shits, just rusty water, so be warned... Greggs is fucking vile. Oh yeah, hidden away in Greggs is a leaflet which tells you how many calories are in their products. You are looking at 600+ calories for a 'healthy' tuna baguette.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[T0MMY]

I love the sort of high brow topics discussed on BCF by the way
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[crazymotorbik...]

Hey,

When i was 8 years old i had food posioning. I was laid in bed after a night of puking when i felt like i had to fart.........Next thing i knew greeny browny gunk had come out

Never pissed or shit myself as a grown man thank God

Cheers,
Shaun.

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[Rogerborg]

Had a close call when I came down with a vomiting virus while on the lash last year, but I've never done the full Dan's Underpants.
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[binge]

On Tuesday, I did 11 of those 35p energy drinks in a day at work.
Driving home, the tummy was rumbling.

Got back, was frantically trying to get the key in the front door, could feel my gut turning to liquid.

Walked up the stairs, 2 steps at a time, while undoing my belt and trousers along the way.

Darted across the landing with my trousers half way down, into the bathroom.
Seat up, spun round, cacks down, and my arse just exploded the second it hit the bog seat.

Needless to say, I was sporting the dot of shame in my underpants.




Ben

[Dazbo666]

Don't think I've ever "followed thru" as an adult...
(had a few "skiddies" and the occasional near miss, but even that's usually only if I'm particularly ill)

In the past I've puked down the stairs in my parents house, and collapsed and wet myself while in the middle of town, both while VERY drunk... but never pooped as far as I can remember
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[TheSmiler]

Can't say I have although am I the only person expecting the title to change to something really weird soon. Hmmm
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[Drew]

Anyone else reading this thread with a fart brewing, and now thinking 'Maybe I will pop to the bog just to be on the safe side'