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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Smashing the system.... Reply with quote

In a display of defiance, and of rage, rage, rage against the dying of the light, tonight I'm thumbing my nose at convention and compliance and.......

.....having croissants, for dinner.

Yeah, fuck you big brother, you can't keep me down, you can't pen me in, I'm free, I'm an individual. Authority - I'm taking you down, I'm dismantling you, one hated block at a time.

I'm eating breakfast products at night time, and there's nothing you can do about it. Fuck you Cameron, you can't control me. I'm like Braveheart: you can take my life, but you can't prevent me from eating foodstuffs at what is considered to be an inappropriate time.

Freeeeeeddddddommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

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PostPosted: 20:54 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^Yeah, and you better fucking know it!

Tomorrow, I'm having soup......for breakfast!
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wore my sandals to school today as i'm not yet ready to accept losing the sun. . . . .my feet were fecking freezing Sad

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PostPosted: 21:00 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah ... where you buy your FREEDOM croisants from then ! Idea
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

covdude wrote:
Yeah ... where you buy your FREEDOM croisants from then ! Idea


The local co-op. And they were reduced.

I'm a thrifty revolutionary, poking ECHELON in the electronic eye, posting a pastry turd through the letterbox of number 10.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

So - your making a stand against co- operation, by buying frog loaf from the CO - OP ! Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Know what I'm eating right now?

A Pop Tart.

You heard me.

I'm smashing the system and Kellogg's are helping me.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me gents (and lady), don't you know this crazy talk can only lead to trouble ??

I imagine Mi5, the CIA and the KGB are now monitoring all communications.

And for that reason I'm out...



I went to work today in a hoody..... and I didn't take a Mac..... even though it was raining.... Fuck you Cameron and Clegg, the proletariat are mustering
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am sticking it to the man by eating seaweed for breakfast in the morning.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had crumpets for tea. Does that make me a reactionary. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I had crumpets for tea. Does that make me a reactionary. Embarassed


Stinking bourgeoisie, stop repressing us. I'll wager you're probably wearing a top-hat and frock coat whilst munching that crumpet. Probably toasted on the backs of burning proles.

Come the revolution, you'll be first up against the wall.

@ angryjonny & Ariel - keep the faith, my brethren. Eat those inappropriately timed foodstuffs. Every crumb ingested is a poke in the eye of the oppressor.

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PostPosted: 22:52 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

does this mean i can go and get a bowl of honey nut cornflakes at 23:54? i've come over a bit funny
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
^^Yeah, and you better fucking know it!

Tomorrow, I'm having soup......for breakfast!


Just to really fuck up their system.... eat it with a fork Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

fredsredhat wrote:
does this mean i can go and get a bowl of honey nut cornflakes at 23:54?


Only if you're ready to stand up and be counted. Otherwise you're just a class traitor.

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PostPosted: 22:59 - 28 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hang on a minute... I had a 2 pint jug of sugar puffs at 07:42.... I'd been awake all night... and after I finished them.. I went to bed
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PostPosted: 05:24 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
^^Yeah, and you better fucking know it!

Tomorrow, I'm having soup......for breakfast!


really thumb your nose and have beer for breakfast

Maybe I should quickly ride out to que sera, a bikers place about 25 km away, and have a brandy and coke for brekkie

Rather than eat french shit at night, or soup or seaweed, or jewish owned brekfast cereals to enrich the kosher nostra, I would rather be one of the oppressor crowd Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 06:44 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been having breakfast cereals for diner for last 14 years.
Beat that! Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

you fucked it up gixer, when you admitted you'd planned breakfast. True smashers of systems like me do breakfast randomly, this mornings off the cuff breakfast was single malt.

With actions like those expect a revolution against your revolution.
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PostPosted: 08:55 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm being mega revolutionary by revolting against the revolters, I'm have Toast for breakfast. I'm showing the man and the revolution as I don't normally have breakfast. Middle Finger Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

theguvnor wrote:
you fucked it up gixer, when you admitted you'd planned breakfast. True smashers of systems like me do breakfast randomly, this mornings off the cuff breakfast was single malt.

With actions like those expect a revolution against your revolution.


Oh yum......neat or on ice?

If you are going to revolt, revolt against whiskey snobs and put coke in it as well Mr. Green

well chain done on katoom. Time to head off to find a brandy and coke brekkie Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're all amateur food revolutionaries.

I sometimes have my afters before my befores.........

Yeah, I'm bad. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every fucking wake up is the same - copious amounts of caffiene and nicotine. I',m not a slave to it, i'm just addicted, like a skanky crack head is to angel Dust PCP / Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
You're all amateur food revolutionaries.

I sometimes have my afters before my befores.........

Yeah, I'm bad. Twisted Evil


I'm having a tin of peaches out of the tin. Badass me.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 29 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to have ham and mustard sandwiches at work for breakfast. As I bulk bought some reduced ham and keep it in the freezer, sometimes I would have still frozen ham for my breakfast, so I would thaw it under my laptop.

I saw this as creative genius. Others just thought it wierd. I now have a pain au chocolait and coffee. So I'm failing at being a rebel and winning at fitting in.
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