have you ever....

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if you have an alarm you can manually trigger, go park your bike near the entrance to tescoor other supermarket/store, sit down somewhere, having a ciggy or something and when kids (or adults) go to touch your bike manually trigger the alarm.
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[anthony_r6]

I sometimes set my bike alarm off when people get too close to it.
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No.
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[Benno]

I use it to annoy my housemate. He once put a box of Tory party leaflets on it and set the alarm off while I was out. War was declared at that moment.

It has a mute option, which makes the lights flash the first time it senses movement before going off noisily. I only use the full volume setting now to encourage him from using my bike as a tory tool.
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[P.]

Used to remote start my car when kids sat around it. Was stupidly loud and they soon moved.

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Didn't vote as there isn't an option 'I have better things to do'
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fair enough.

did it to a cat that was on the bike, never seen one move so fast.

but mine has a 2 stage alarm, one is it chirps and flashes 5 times, the second is the full on alarm, only ever triggered to the full on alarm once. purely by mistake
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[MarJay]

Have you ever...

Seen a bigger moron on the internet than Usually_Wrong?

Usually_wrong. User name correct again.
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[Flatbadger]

I amused myself at work with my bike on the other side of the car park while I was at my desk.

Someone was on their mobile standing by it - I couldn't hear the alarm beep but watching his reaction was most gratifying!
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good stuff badger
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