Enuf is enuf with these Mfkn Perfume Ads on the Mfkn Telly

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

I cannot take any more.

I can't wait until Christmas is over. If that's what it will take for them to go.
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Poseidon · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Karma :

They'll be back shortly after xmas though... Valentine's day anyone?
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Suntan Sid · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2009 Karma :

Turn the telly off then!
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Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

Lol. Just last night I was cussing them to high heaven. Mocking and taking the piss actually. Marketing-whore 'celebrities', slimy greedy fucking scum. Sick

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mr jamez · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Karma :

The end of the chanel advert with Brad Pitt cracks me up, reminds me of team America Laughing

Inevigable.
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DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

I hate the scarlett johansson one, does my fucking head in.

Close second is "I wont be what I am expected to be anymore".

Finally, the one with skinny bint on an old ducati. By the time that bloke had locked the door, I'd still be getting my boot on and looking for my keys; she is dressed, out of the window and on the bike.

After all that shite, the only important questions remains unanswered...

WHAT. DOES. IT. SMELL. LIKE!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!1111

Alpha-9 · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Jan 2012 Karma :

One thing great about not watching TV or having a radio

No ads and no christmas songs

Awwwwww yeahhhhhhhh
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Tracey Suntan-King · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Nov 2012 Karma :

S'funny. I thought the smell of Brad Pitt was rhyming slang.........
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Stevie GooGs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Karma :

What i feckng hate is Sky put adverts on channels you pay extra to watch, discovery is just constant fecking adverts grrrr.
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weasley · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Oct 2010 Karma :

I can't stand perfume ads - they're so pretentious.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

No telly ... no ads
*bliss*

Anyway, they would totally not even faze me, cos I prefer niche perfumes (i.e., even more ridiculously expensive Laughing

) and never buy all that celebrity-promoted shoite anyway.

I've found one that smells like gin and tonic when you first put it on. Divine!
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Young man! I only drink Hendricks Shocked

(unless there is none available, in which case I might drink something less flavoursome)
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Bubbs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 May 2009 Karma :

Saw this in asda!

https://cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2011/05/justin-bieber-someday.jpg

"Someday"...Just what I was thinking while sharpening my hunting knife.
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Benno · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2012 Karma :

Anyone see the Diesel perfume ad which was two guys (yes, two males) basically getting it on with each other, and then at the end it showed the perfume bottle - which was shaped like a fist?

My mate and I saw it during ad advert break while watching the Human Centipede (yep) and lol'd hard. Laughing

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I blame the scum who buy Sky TV so give even more of a platform for the adverts so that the rest have to follow with putting such crap on so that they can afford to play any tv programmes that Sky haven't yet bought. The SSS (Sky Subscriber Scum) are the worst type of scum as they are then ones who can't see that they have caused the issue in the first place.

Then there is the TESCO club card Scum, but we leave them for another day.
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