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BLOFLY 636
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: a few questions for you U.K. people. Reply with quote

ok I have come to the point where I need to ask a few questions that will possibly seem odd. Firstly I keep hearing of people having their bike stollen, pushed over, scratched and damaged and need to ask where the owners keep their bikes? do you have garrages in England or a backyard? What do the terms CHAV and PEDBOI mean? what is the difference between a MOPED and a SCOOTER? and what is it like to own a bike and live in england? I hear the weather is awful Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Re: a few questions for you U.K. people. Reply with quote

Some parts of the UK are obviously worse than others, so people often have problems when it comes to vandalism and their bikes. Some people dont have space to store their bike so its often left out on the street.

To find out what a Chav is, check www.chavscum.co.uk.

A ped boy is simply a Chav who rides a scooter without regard for their own, or other road users' health. They'd claim it has an after market "power band" and the such. Razz

A moped is often a geared 50cc, whereas a Scooter is just a rev and go.

Weather isnt always awful, only 99% of the year. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

For every word in the UK used by youth of today try this.
Type in anything you want to know the meaning of.

www.urbandictionary.com

People tell me what you think. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Re: a few questions for you U.K. people. Reply with quote

NS-Keith wrote:


A moped is often a geared 50cc, whereas a Scooter is just a rev and go.



I thought it was the other way around? To be classed as a moped doesn't the vehicle have to be 50cc, restricted to 30mph and have no gears?
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moped & Scooter are the same really.

But you cant exactly call a geared 50 a scooter. Confused
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

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. Some people dont have space to store their bike so its often left out on the street.


you mean they just park their bike on the side of the road? outside their house or appartment / Villa thing? what about cars where do they park? is there a parking lot behind the resedencies?
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

A moped is just a bike limited to 50cc / 30mph (which as such can be ridden by someone who is 16), irrepective of whether it has gears or is a scooter.

All the best

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PostPosted: 12:41 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLOFLY 636 wrote:

you mean they just park their bike on the side of the road? outside their house or appartment / Villa thing? what about cars where do they park? is there a parking lot behind the resedencies?


Depends where you live. Funnily enough, there isn't just one kind of house. Wink

Some people park on the street. Some have garages. Some have driveways. Some have gardens...

And Keith is correct about the moped/scooter thing.
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chav

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Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my god we have CHAVS in Australia too we call them WANKERZ! or TOSSERZ Razz
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

England is great, We got Electric in 1993, Shortly followed by phonelines in 1995.

Weather isnt that bad here, We just get a bit of everything ranging from sub zero winters to 30+degrees summers, It rains alot though.

If there was one word that summed up the UK it would be 'Tax'
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

People compare areas of britan such as middlesbrough too afghanistan...

..lets be fair guys, at least the weather is nice in afghanistan some times.
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know a hell of a lot about England, except there is a lot of brick buildings and they make great beer (Ale, not lager). Thumbs Up In Scotland you get great beer too and more stone buildings. Scotland is part of the UK, but isn't in England. My one word to sum up the UK would be 'Bitter' take it any way you like. Wink I park in my front garden, which is really just a path and pink chips. A few of my mates have garages, the lucky gits. I can't take the bike round the back of the house as there is nowhere to turn it. I doubt my neighbour would appreciate me ripping up the lawn. Ideally I want to move to a 4 bedroom detached house with a double garage. Chances of that happening are 0. <sigh>
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 17 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some strange reason we stopped sending all our thieving scum to your lovely isle and now keep them here. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 18 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

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For some strange reason we stopped sending all our thieving scum to your lovely isle and now keep them here.


haha come to think of it, england sent all the convicts over here to Australia and now look whos all cold Laughing the weather over here is beautiful at the moment Razz thats what you get for picking on convicts! now we just ride bikes over here since thats all we can do because an ex crim can't find a job these days ahhhh JEEEZE I'm getting tired now starting to ramble on Embarassed on a serious note it would be terrible to have to leave your bike out the front yard exposed to CHAVS and the weather my heart weeps for you all Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 18 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

mines out on the street, chained to a lampost with a disc lock and cover on it. But the lampost is directly by my bedroom window and I'm only on the 1st floor. I could probably tie a bit of string to the bike and the other end to my toe when I'm asleep, I'm quite close to it Very Happy

Plus I convinced the enighbours to keep an eye out Smile
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 18 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLOFLY 636 wrote:
thats what you get for picking on convicts!


No not at all that's how the British legal system treats all its criminals.
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 18 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

instigator wrote:
I could probably tie a bit of string to the bike and the other end to my toe when I'm asleep, I'm quite close to it Very Happy



See this: https://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20040908-065105.html Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 18 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

You think England is tough? Look what we have in Northern Ireland:

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3. spide

spides...a plague upon man. Native to "norn iron" (n.ireland), they speak a corrupted form of english. Kitted out in garish shellsuits, huge medallions and baseball caps, these skinheaded monstrosities venture from their estates in packs to descend upon civilisation, ready to "bate thaw sheet outta wenkers." Intoxicated by a mixture of "wheet 'lightnin" cider and trance anthems, they hit dangerous speeds in their souped-up red corsas before comitting minor crimes. They speak a language incomprehensible to normal humans;for example "e waant a makkie dees burger wi' nay shay" or,in english; "i want a macdonalds burger with no relish please." It is paradigmatic of all steeks to have mindlessly violent sectarian opinions; the troubles in n. Ireland were caused by spides, and their estates are daubed with paramilitary propaganda such as "red hand commandos" or "up the provos".English hip-hop hoods think they are tough, but where i'm from, the spides eat Ali G wannabes for breakfast and wash it down with a pint of gravel. beware.

an archetypal spide's day consists of;
1. Get up. Swear.
2. breakfast; beans in a cup+ cider.
3. Don't go to work/school. Hang out "with tha lads"
4. watch the footy.
5. Evening at last. Gather your posse and find a student/fruit/hippie/o.a.p and "bate tha fock" out of them
6. One the crime spree is over, get in souped up corsa , turn on dance music and spit out the window.
7. go home.
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 19 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

mchaggis wrote:
instigator wrote:
I could probably tie a bit of string to the bike and the other end to my toe when I'm asleep, I'm quite close to it Very Happy



See this: https://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pending20040908-065105.html Laughing


lol!!!! I was kind of joing but I'm weighing up other possibilities of how to secure my bike. Chances are its just going to get vandalised and theres not m,uch u can do to stop that except from putting a cover on it. Sad
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 19 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

England recently got colour, before we were in black and white Sad
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It's a shithole but it's my shithole. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 20 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLOFLY 636 wrote:
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For some strange reason we stopped sending all our thieving scum to your lovely isle and now keep them here.


haha come to think of it, england sent all the convicts over here to Australia and now look whos all cold Laughing the weather over here is beautiful at the moment Razz thats what you get for picking on convicts! now we just ride bikes over here since thats all we can do because an ex crim can't find a job these days ahhhh JEEEZE I'm getting tired now starting to ramble on Embarassed on a serious note it would be terrible to have to leave your bike out the front yard exposed to CHAVS and the weather my heart weeps for you all Crying or Very sad


You may have no theving in Aus owing to honour amongst theives. Laughing

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PostPosted: 06:28 - 21 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLOFLY 636 wrote:
outside their house or appartment / Villa thing?

Villa?? in the UK?? LMFAO!!!
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PostPosted: 09:03 - 21 Nov 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Villa?? in the UK?? LMFAO!!!


Yeah I once seen a pommy plastecine figure cartoon kind of show called crapston villas! and I have heard of astin villas from a pommy guy at work so I must be on some track as to what kind of buildings exist over there! OHH! and another couple of questions, do the copper sirens really sound like those you see on TV? and is riding in London City like riding through a shopping centre car park? ohh by the way hows the weather over there? Wink
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