How to get out of England?

[Alpha-9]

How did you escape? Do you have to find work? How does it work?
How much money did it cost?

Where's a good place to live?
I wanna make a plan to move out of England as soon as I can afford it, somewhere where everything isn't so expensive and ridiculous

Preferably English speaking as I can't speak any languages for shit

It seems complicated and I can't find useful information on emigrating
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[Chalky.]

IME, the grass is quite often greener.

[Chalky.]

English speaking:

USA - dickhead yanks
Australia - very expensive

New Zealand and Canada not so bad. Prices pretty much on a par.

[HJM]

Any country that is predominantly English speaking, Australia/USA/Canada ect will all be as expensive than England.

Even if you go to Europe your not looking at much of a change, and in some circumstances will be more expensive.

If you want cheap living, parts of Asia will become attractive, places like taiwan ect. Those places are dirt cheap, IIRC.

I plan in my future to move out to Australia, mainly because i have family over there and an Australian passport, but i won't be going their for a cheaper way of life.
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[MaybeGuy]

B'AWWWWW I lost my licence and now I want to leave the country.

This is me enjoying eating the shit out of a Lobster after moving to Australia.

https://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9657/c315448.jpg

Wish you were here...

wait, NO I DON'T BECAUSE ENGLAND FUCKING SUCKS!
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Alpha-9]

[MaybeGuy]

It's also approaching winter here, and I don't think it's dropped below 20 degrees yet.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[D O G]

I knew Matt would like Australia - it is about on his intellectual plane.

You should like it too...

[Irn-Bru]

Go travelling Grow an epic beard and shag loads of birds in other countries.
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[shereen]

[haroman666]

Easy enough to get seasonal work in ski resorts and other holiday destinations.

Go work for a season to plant your roots there. Use your time during the season to find a place, a solid job and get to know the place.

That's what i'm doing anyway.
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[Spudly]

Might sound silly, but have a look around at teaching English in various parts of asia. Cheap as chips to live there, stay for a few years and save a shitload of money while living in a gorgeous place and shagging lots of dusky maidens/alternative ping pong players.
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The Old Apprentice

[JonB]

Alpha-9 in yet another waste of oxygen thread.

Give it 10 years, he will still be living in the UK.

If you were really bothered and had something about you, you'd have done some research already.
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[N cee thirty]

Alpha knows he has to get out of this place before he gets some hoe up the duff and ruins his life (more).
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[Rogerborg]

You could give Scotland a try, although the language barrier might be insurmountable.
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[tbourner]

I fancy moving to Vermont one day. Buy a cheap 5 bedroom wooden house in 10 acres and get a snowmobile.
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Trev, now a biker?
Looking for first big bike.

[Ariel Badger]

In my case find a war zone and ask if they want help, got me into Zimbabwe, Lebanon and places I do not talk about.
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[CG Sam]

Yeah Aus is pretty expensive, but then the lifestyle is much better IMO, often wonder why I'm not out there yet!
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[Al]

[The999Kid]

shitload of jobs going in places like UAE, i know that if im still single when i qualify as a full paramedic im flying out to UAE for a couple of years...

27K tax free earnings, rent paid for, food paid for, flights home twice a year paid for and adventurous training like heli rescue, USAR, etc all paid for by employers...

but thats as a paramedic... but my point stands...
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[Polarbear]

South America.

Specifically Venezuela, I love the place and the people (and cheap petrol).
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[cimbian]

India, Get a job in a call centre.
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[Kradmelder]

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[Knightsy]

Sell everything you own and go live in Mongolia. No one owns the land either so you just pack up and fuck off any time
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