Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

chris-red
Have you considered a TDM?



Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:09 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
dodsi wrote:
People who own inferior non German cars and get all butthurt when you forget to indicate every now and again.

Specifically those who own non-German cars? Weird.


https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwllig8Yhe1qhwaxg.png
____________________
Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Nash GT
World Chat Champion



Joined: 12 Sep 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:11 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q299/elevy_bucket/gif/b04f26b7.jpg
____________________
Suzuki GSF600N
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

mudcow007
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Feb 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:22 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

air-conditioning im my office is either baltic-ally (is that a word?) cold or its like inferno

no amount of fiddling has come up with a reasonable temperature

it gets right on my tits it does
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

andyscooter
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 May 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:32 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevie GooGs wrote:
Today - Why bread does not fit into fecking toasters.



Make toast under grill

Don't need toaster less electric = winning
____________________
gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

finniee
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 03 Jul 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:44 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cars that decide to over take you on a nsl, then proceed to slow down to 30 mph going round a bend.

Drunk people arguing with you on how they have only had one drink but fell out the taxi.

Owners of pubs/clubs family that argue with you while you throw out a punter whos wifes-sisters-uncles-pals niece bought a dog off him 9 years ago.

People who phone/text you at daft times in the morning, too see what you are up to.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

angryjonny
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:46 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwllig8Yhe1qhwaxg.png

Yeah. Assuming it was a dig at me the "joke" didn't really work, because both our cars are German. As such, I get butthurt when drivers of German cars drive like dicks and give us all a bad name. But then I put on my heated seats and it soothes my butthurt.

Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

stevo as b4
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Karma :

PostPosted: 18:42 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

A BMW X5 driver let me out of a petrol station last week into heavy traffic. I spent hours that night confused about why he would do such a thing, and was he of a stable mental state? I even burnt my tea that night trying to understand what had happened that day! Shocked
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

SlimRick
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:57 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevo as b4 wrote:
A BMW X5 driver let me out of a petrol station last week into heavy traffic. I spent hours that night confused about why he would do such a thing, and was he of a stable mental state? I even burnt my tea that night trying to understand what had happened that day! Shocked


He was a car thief.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

andyscooter
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 May 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:58 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mates that say they will do something and tthen don't

Normally this wouldn't bother me but the said mate know the situation I'm in at themoment

Also spent four days changing engines with him in cars when no one else would
____________________
gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

andyscooter
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 May 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:59 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mates that say they will do something and tthen don't

Normally this wouldn't bother me but the said mate know the situation I'm in at themoment

Also spent four days changing engines with him in cars when no one else would
____________________
gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

monkeybiker
World Chat Champion



Joined: 23 Sep 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:08 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Stevie GooGs wrote:
Today - Why bread does not fit into fecking toasters.



Make toast under grill

Don't need toaster less electric = winning


I kinda suspect a toaster may possibly use less electricity than an electric grill Thinking
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

andyscooter
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 May 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:17 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK make toast on a fire


That any better Very Happy
____________________
gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

monkeybiker
World Chat Champion



Joined: 23 Sep 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:38 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
OK make toast on a fire


That any better Very Happy


Much better
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Nobby the Bastard
Harley Gaydar



Joined: 16 Aug 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 21:10 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

What pisses me off is people who spend 20 minutes pursuading their line management chain to send a delegation to spend 20 minutes regailing me about their alternative solution to correcting the figures in the spreadsheet that I rejected due to the previous forecast figures having been wrong rather than spending 5 minutes doing it properly and copying and pasting them out of the correct spreadsheet.
____________________
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

janner_10
World Chat Champion



Joined: 26 Sep 2011
Karma :

PostPosted: 07:36 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:


Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.


You do know the word wasn't first used in 1984.
____________________
Yamaha FZS600 (Now gone to heaven) > CBR600F4i (SOLD) > '99 YZF-R1
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

angryjonny
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:26 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

janner_10 wrote:
angryjonny wrote:


Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.


You do know the word wasn't first used in 1984.

Of course... Orwell died in 1950.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

mudcow007
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Feb 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:31 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to see the latest Hunger Games last night at the flicks, it was chocker

why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

UncleFester
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 Jun 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 14:43 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:
Went to see the latest Hunger Games last night at the flicks, it was chocker

why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??


And the new trend for people to constantly kick the back of the seat in front ......
____________________
Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

notabikeranym...
Formerly known as
meef



Joined: 02 Apr 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:29 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

swampy wrote:
He's got as much right for his dog to piss on it as you do chaining your bike to it.... Wink


Still you can see a bike's chained there every day, why would he deliberately be a dick.

In fact why do something that you wouldn't do in front of the person at all?

So that's besides the point, he knows he's deliberately being a dick. Laughing
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

chickenstrip
Super Spammer



Joined: 06 Dec 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:32 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Thick cut" bacon, my arse Mad
____________________
Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

angryjonny
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:38 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:
why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??

So that everyone in the cinema knows who used to have £15
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

J0Al1
World Chat Champion



Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:15 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing much annoys me.

But spinning lids do..... !

You know, when you put a round thing down and it spins and carries on for ages, with that annoying noise.

Generally, I'll stop them in their tracks.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

UncleFester
World Chat Champion



Joined: 30 Jun 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:43 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bikers with bikes that look like police bikes ( intentionally) and who are dressed like police bikers who then tailgate you because you turn into a religious speed limit obeyer the moment they appear on your bumper. What do they think will happen - I'm surprised tonights one wasn't 'politely' emblazoned.....
____________________
Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

map
Mr Calendar



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:51 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:
...you turn into a religious speed limit obeyer...

You mean you're not already?
Oh the shock! Shocked
I'm shocked, shocked to find that speeding is going on in here!
Won't someone please think of the kittens?
____________________
...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger? Very Happy
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

Wafer_Thin_Ham
Super Spammer



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:58 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:

And the new trend for people to constantly kick the back of the seat in front ......


Just kick them in the face until they stop. Thumbs Up

Today's rage. 30 limit tail gaters that you leave for dead the second you hit an NSL, then come roaring back up behind you at the next 30 limit.
____________________
My Flickr
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 9 years, 143 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
Page 3 of 698

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 8.28 Sec - Server Load: 0.18 - MySQL Queries: 17 - Page Size: 137.63 Kb