I have crabs.

[Fisty]

And I want BCF to name them!

https://i.imgur.com/dviR6w9.jpg

Got me a pair of these bad boys. Best 2 names win.

Go!
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Fladdem]

Derek

CLAW-d, maybe not.
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Current:1991 Honda MT50 (Soon to be a H100/MTX/MT5 hybrid), 1976 Honda Cub C70, 2005 Honda Varadero 125, 1993 Yamaha TTR250 Open Enduro , 2010 Road Legal Stomp YX140, 1994 Honda CRM 250 MK III, 1999 Cagiva Mito 125, 1992 Honda CB400 Super Four, Stomp T4 230, 1984 Honda H100s, 2009 Sym XS125K
Past:2003 Aprilia RS125, 1982 Kawasaki GPZ550(FREE BIKE!)
I'm having more fun than a well-oiled midget.

[Northern Monkey]

Bracknell and fencing
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Fisty: after polishing the tank with the glistenng beads of sweat from my full hot scrotum, I filled the headrace bearings with 10cc of my manmilk

[temeluchus]

NobCrab
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Nippa & Dave.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[CaNsA]

[Ariel Badger]

Those things are like Houdini, make sure they have no way out.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[CaNsA]

[hellkat]

I can't see them crab bitches.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[ScaredyCat]

Jose and Hose-b
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Honda CBF125 ➝ NC700X
Honda CBF125 ↳ Speed Triple

[ScottT]

They will probably fight with each other, so Rossi & Marquez.

[recman]

Shipphams & Paste.

[RhynoCZ]

Clip & Snip.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[pwntifex]

Pinchy and Bawbag.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Suntan Sid]

Itchy & Scratchy!
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"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!"

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Jeremy Clawbyn and Me-shell Obama.
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'93 Yamaha XJR400 grey import (p-ex’d), '99 Kawasaki ZX6R (nicked), another '99 ZX6R (still got it) and '03 Yamaha YZF-R1 (still got that too.)

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[chickenstrip]

[andys675]

norman and gareth
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Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

[ScaredyCat]

[WizardofNos]

[Jenks]

jomai joof and dennit
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1978 MZ TS 250 1 Supa 5
1992 yamaha fzr1000 exup
1998 aprilia af1 sintesi

[yen_powell]

Eyeballs and Sky.
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[Serendipity]

Gary and Tits?
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2016 CBF1000F - Commuter heaven | 1994 CBR600FR - Awaiting defibrillation

[Rogerborg]

Starter and Main.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike