I have a big dream ...

[MotorbikeMyDr...]

I am 48 years old. I was born in Lithuania and have been living here ever since. It is a beautiful country and the girls here are very pretty. The beer is good too. But Lithuania is in the middle of nowhere, so you probably have never heard of it. It’s on the coast of the Baltic Sea.

I have a big dream and I wish it came true before my birthday!

It is the dream of my life. I want to buy myself a chopper and travel around the Europe on it. When I was young, I used to work as a loader. After graduating from the university I worked in radio, TV, and press. I wanted to become a writer and published several children’s books. I tried my luck in business and founded an advertising agency, but it went bankrupt in two years. I attempted to publish a comic magazine, but I failed. Then I gave it a shot at a science fiction and fantasy magazine, but that idea was no good either. I got divorced. I even tried to work on a Norwegian construction site for a month. I have been filming stuff for 10 years. And now I am 48. I have a family and two sons: 2 and 7.

Every month I have to pay mortgage for the house that built with my own hands. I really did. I even made the furniture. But I have no luck in making money. I can do anything, but this. I have a loving wife, but no money.

I just don’t seem to be able to save enough to buy a chopper, which makes me very sad. I am afraid that time is not on my side and I will not be able to save enough to buy that damned motorbike. When I will, I’ll be too old and sick to ride it.

Dead men don’t ride choppers. The disease that is eating my heart is untreatable, so I have no idea how much time I have left. Don’t try to comfort me – I am not afraid of death. I just want to make my dream come true! I just need a used chopper, which costs around €8,000 here in Lithuania. Help me make my dream come true! You can do it!

If you believe me and donate whatever you can, you’ll make me a very happy man! I have to collect the required amount before my birthday. I would be very happy if that happened. Your contribution to my birthday present can be as little as €1. I can promise you nothing in return.

I can only promise to pray for you in every church across Europe that will set my foot into. Of course, only if you want me to.

I am a real person who fears he won’t have enough time to make his dream come true. You can help me. After all, I am just a man.

Luck has not been on my side for most of the time in my life, but I don’t want whine – things have been good. God, all I need is a chopper! I have everything: a house, a loving wife, smart kids, and some stuff between the legs too… But I don’t have a chopper. I even have a wonderful grown-up daughter. But no chopper.

I dream of a Harley Davidson, but €8,000 will only get me a Honda Vtx copper. Still I will be very happy. I’ll write a book about the people who will help me to make my dream come true.

I’ll write a book about my journey. I’ll write a letter to God, so you can hear me. And I’ll make a call to his brother Satan to Hell, so you can understand me. Help me make my old dream come true and everything will be fine! We will meet for drinks. I am a cool guy.

My bank account number is:
Pranas Sarpnickis
"Svedbank", AB LT707300010001475233
SWIFT/BIC code HABALT22

Please, indicate that the money is meant for the chopper when you make the transaction. And write me an e-mail to [email protected] – I want to know about people who are helping me make the dream of my life come true.

https://www.facebook.com/chopperdream

[Silver_Fox]

[orac]

Hmmm, 6k for a Harley. No pics of diseased heart, not even a mention of said disease.

Not sure its a good idea for someone who might drop dead out on the road.


Wondering if the Nigerian royal family had realised that everyone knows that they are running a scam and moved to a country that every one knows due to immigration.
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[recman]

[Silver_Fox]

He could have chosen a more convincing picture than DI Burnside from The Bill

https://res.cloudinary.com/uktv/image/upload/b_rgb:000000,w_660,h_371,c_fill,q_75/v1377011555/qve87lkg8qet1g68nikk.jpg

[redeem ouzzer]

Sounds legit
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[Diggs]

I think its great!
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[Silver_Fox]

Perhaps someone here could let him have a go on their chopper?

[someotherguy]

[andyscooter]

pics of wife and grown up daughter naked and I may donate a few euros
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[Andy_Pagin]

[Silver_Fox]

Can someone photoshop this on to a chopper?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12661770_942542872460861_6447042461280023490_n.jpg?oh=854b6b49d20762a75364ca52f89b6f4f&oe=57248FD3

[grr666]

^^^Presumably the ticker was strong like bull when this was taken?
Now that you're gonna die anyway. Get a loan or steal one.
I hear they give away free motorcycles in Germany if you look a bit foreign.
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[Silver_Fox]

I are skills?

https://s24.postimg.org/qao248yyd/bike3.png

[Andy_Pagin]

[grr666]

OP should have right of reply Don't spam him off the forum just yet...
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Silver_Fox]

I hope he replies. I admire his balls

[recman]

[Rogerborg]

Sounds like you've failed at everything you've tried through nobody's fault but your own, but don't give up: it's not too late to take a swing at cooking crystal meth. It'll give you more self respect than begging.
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[Ste]

How'd you use a Lithuanian account number and 'SWIFT/BIC' code to set up a direct debit?

[grr666]

[Silver_Fox]

https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/981/793/400/big_balls.0.jpg

[M.C]

When's this referendum?

[whitedevil]

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