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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 13 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Here is my advice, I worked for 28 years with office based staff. The ones who got promoted or moved on to better jobs all observed the following rules,

Don't fart or burp or scratch in front of colleagues.
Pay good attention to smartness and personal hygiene.
Don't bring in smelly food to eat at your desk.
Never let your boredom/frustration/incredulity show.
Never be surprised by the pettiness and politicking of your colleagues.
Don't get involved in or repeat gossip.
Don't have a poo at work.


I of course indulged in all of the above, but then again, I was the boss already Wink


Well done Meef Thumbs Up

I knew there was good reason for my never going into office work Laughing

Offtopic but that list (with a little tweaking) does make me a great flying companion:
Do fart, burp and scratch in front of fellow fliers.
Don't pay attention to smartness and personal hygiene.
Do bring in smelly food to eat at your seat.
Let your boredom/frustration/incredulity show.
Never be surprised by the pettiness and politicking of your fellow passengers.
Do get involved in gossip/ slating off the stuck up cow sat in the seat in front of you.
Do have a stinky poo on board (ideally in the toilet but ... meh).

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PostPosted: 17:07 - 13 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poo Cost Calculator is always fun. Simply input your salary and off you trot(s) Laughing

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Andy_Pagin
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 13 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Don't fart or burp or scratch in front of colleagues.
Pay good attention to smartness and personal hygiene.
Don't bring in smelly food to eat at your desk.
Never let your boredom/frustration/incredulity show.
Never be surprised by the pettiness and politicking of your colleagues.
Don't get involved in or repeat gossip.
Don't have a poo at work.

So that's why I've never been promoted Doh!
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 03:49 - 14 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Don't fart or burp or scratch in front of colleagues.
Pay good attention to smartness and personal hygiene.
Don't bring in smelly food to eat at your desk.
Never let your boredom/frustration/incredulity show.
Never be surprised by the pettiness and politicking of your colleagues.
Don't get involved in or repeat gossip.
Don't have a poo at work.

So that's why I've never been prompted Doh!


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Andy_Pagin
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 14 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rolling Eyes Bloody spellchecker addiction innit? No red line under it you don't bother proof reading properly.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 14 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh yes, and I forgot to add.......

Always proof-read your work.
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