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Hahadumball
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
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Murica!


The vast majority of BCFers are based in the UK.

The only foreigners that join up, tend to be spammers.

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PostPosted: 16:08 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: A SHOUT OUT to all the riders in the UK! please come ins Reply with quote

nasmoio wrote:
I've been a rider for almost 12 years, and wouldn't want to live in a world where I cannot ride my two wheeler.......


What, in the world, at the moment, is barring you from riding on two wheels?

nasmoio wrote:
...........A bunch of us scientists are working on their projects and I wanted my project to address only one thing, the safety and well being of a two wheeler.


If we, motorcyclists, were so concerned about our own safety and well being, we probably wouldn't be motorcyclists, it's part of the attraction!

nasmoio wrote:
With the help of my university (QMUL),
I am currently working on an interactive design project to bring smart technologies, and to have it save your life, one day.


Smart technologies, you say.
Just another wanker with a smartphone, tuning out of the real world, I say!

nasmoio wrote:
I am also here to ask you to help me do one small favor, I am asking you to help me fill out a small survey that would take less than ten minutes to complete.


Why should I fill out your survey when you can't be bothered telling me, beforehand, what you're actually proposing?

nasmoio wrote:
Your responses will help guide me into building a very smart system that will do what you guys think it should do, and without your responses I have no guidance. Your responses mean so much!


Well if your "smart system" is anything like all the other crap with "smart" as a tag line, you're not aiming very high!

nasmoio wrote:
The UK has the weirdest hybrid system for cycling and motorcycling that I've ever seen in the 71 countries that I've been to,.........


WTAF does that even mean, what Hybrid System are you on about?

What is the point of all this?
Have there been hordes of bikers begging you to keep them safe?
If you'd done your research properly you'd have come to the same conclusion as everyone else who's looked into it, ie the biggest danger to motorcyclists are other road users, who are probably looking at their "smart technology" instead of looking where they're going!
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:59 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am now using my undeveloped Rainpal to fill out surveys.

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PostPosted: 17:01 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was approached by a man in a car park in Salford once. He wanted to sit in my car and have a little chat.

Imagine my disappointment when it turned out he didn't want to rob/beat/rape me.

He had an envelope of 5 pond notes and some questions about motor insurance.

Now, that survey, I did do.



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PostPosted: 20:22 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It won't let me me fill out your survey. Pity really, I had some insightful info....
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gave up reading it


Has teff got a sock puppet
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Gave up reading it


Has teff got a sock puppet



No, It has a university badge on it and the guy even has his own website https://nasmo.io/


anyone feel like adding [email protected] to that site that spams people? Just so he gets a taste of his own medicine?
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I managed to get screened out. Has anyone managed that?
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

His domain is registered here
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: A SHOUT OUT to all the riders in the UK! please come ins Reply with quote

nasmoio wrote:



I am currently working on an interactive design project to bring smart technologies, and to have it save your life, one day. To me if the system we are working on can save just 1 rider's life, this is a success.

Your responses will help guide me into building a very smart system that will do what you guys think it should do, and without your responses I have no guidance. Your responses mean so much!


right, it's going to save my life but you don't know what it is yet.
Apart from it's going to involve VERY smart technology! Some kind of unicorn app that will make you richer than sin.

nasmoio wrote:



The UK has the weirdest hybrid system for cycling and motorcycling that I've ever seen in the 71 countries that I've been to, and the only way I can build such a system is to ask riders such as your selves, who know the inside outs of UK's roads and driving/riding culture.


Great so it's some kind of global rollout you'll be wanting, in the vein of some bland uber-faptasm, which is why this shit is badly translated and copy/pasted in mr.magoo-sized text. Do you not understand this country just had a proxy vote on globalisation and people who aren't from round here?

nasmoio wrote:



Forums such as TheRevCounter and LGFSS have showed amazing support

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PostPosted: 21:28 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooohhh he has a phone number!

Phone: +44 (0)7490079400

Does anyone have any skype credits? wanna hit up my boy nasmoooooooooooooooooooooh!
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 26 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possibly, the same user:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/search.php?search_author=NasmoH
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually did the survey, mainly because it's the only online survey I've seen that doesn't look like a bored fifteen year olds' homework project.
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bhang wrote:


NasmoH, in the thread you linked toclaims to be a total noob, with no idea about bikes whatsoever!
Op claims to have over a decade's worth of riding!
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another one off to a bad start.
Upsetting Mary Jay like that wont endear you to the boys and girls here you know.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much required personal info, email, name, postcode. What the hell do you need this if the survey is just quantitive data? Another load of shit attempt at data farming Middle Finger

So, best piece of technology to save your life on nearly all occasions eh? Most on here already have it, is gripped with the right hand.. throttle, balls or both.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 04 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

goto10 wrote:
Mary Jay wrote:
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I'd also like it if you got my name right. Evil or Very Mad


...and henceforth known as...


Not another one!!!



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PostPosted: 02:07 - 05 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wotcha.

Well - colour me surprised .


Ethnographical attempt in apprehending behavioral traits within UK's cycling culture (Pedal and Motor cycling) is closed

Must have got all the info he needed.
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PostPosted: 02:14 - 05 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lone-Wolf wrote:
Wotcha.

Well - colour me surprised .


Ethnographical attempt in apprehending behavioral traits within UK's cycling culture (Pedal and Motor cycling) is closed

Must have got all the info he needed.


or all the abuse he could handle
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PostPosted: 05:33 - 05 Sep 2016    Post subject: Please come inside... Reply with quote

I only clicked on this thread in the hope of sexual content.
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 06 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given the ridiculous editing in the OP, I get the impression this computer science student doesn't spend anywhere near enough time on computers.

To be honest I think the thread was only ever a piss-take anyway.
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Re: Please come inside... Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
I only clicked on this thread in the hope of homosexual content.


FTFY
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