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hellkat
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, lovely Cumming Street.

The problem with Cumming Street is that it is short, dirty, you can only get out the way you came in, and its a tight turning circle.
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ah, lovely Cumming Street.

The problem with Cumming Street is that it is short, dirty, you can only get out the way you came in, and its a tight turning circle.


That's the one with a regular no entry sign for couple of days every month, as the decorators park up isn't it?

I heard that's when a diversion up the back alley is allowed.
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:


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was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it.


Slutshole lane*... errmm...


(*Besthorpe, Attleborough NR17)
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

todays was the complete fucktard on a motorcross bike that thought it was a good idea to pull out in front of me when I was in the car with about 20 foot to spare in a 50mph limit

then glare at me as if I was in the wrong

if my brakes hadn't worked properly or if I was going a few miles an hour faster he would probably be dead luckily I was only doing 40 and could see him at the junction
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't worry bell end IAS still there

If any one wants it for bodyguards house Laughing


There's one not far from me -

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.2572774,-0.6698316,3a,75y,263.13h,81.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDHmITjVRJFfbPQhikGqLLQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/36111

Edit: Whoops, just seen the name mentioned on a previous page. Never mind.
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just as an aside that's got me thinking. How does the karma system know the difference between cunt and Scunthorpe or cuntybollocks?

Some of those are more offensive that others......
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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 11 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should be ashamed

Scunthorpe

You complete basterding cunt Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 12 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nah, they're just deluded[/quote]


Thats why i used to do it. The old Alfa 4-1, Piper and the odd Harris exhausts used to sound great on CB900Fs GS1000s and early GPZs as they shot off up the road.
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PostPosted: 01:39 - 12 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wafer_Thin_Ham wrote:
Just as an aside that's got me thinking. How does the karma system know the difference between cunt and Scunthorpe or cuntybollocks?

Some of those are more offensive that others......


The Scunthorpe problem...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 12 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other day a deliveroo scooter cunt overtook me at traffic lights and I had no idea he was coming up on me, had I been on a powerful bike that accelerated fast it could well have been a collision.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 12 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaarrrggghhh wrote:
The other day a deliveroo scooter cunt overtook me at traffic lights and I had no idea he was coming up on me, had I been on a powerful bike that accelerated fast it could well have been a collision.

Please tell me that's a wind-up. Confused
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 12 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaarrrggghhh wrote:
The other day a deliveroo scooter cunt overtook me at traffic lights and I had no idea he was coming up on me, had I been on a powerful bike that accelerated fast it could well have been a collision.


You don't think that maybe he based his judgement on your actual bike, not the bike you might have been riding if you had a license to? When I go to overtake a lorry in my van I don't wonder about whether I could make it past if the driver happened to be out in his car.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 13 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaarrrggghhh wrote:
The other day a deliveroo scooter cunt overtook me at traffic lights and I had no idea he was coming up on me, had I been on a powerful bike that accelerated fast it could well have been a collision.


First BMW/Audi drivers wanting to do 40mph and you Rev-bombing them on your YBR and now Deliveroo scooters - When will the madness end?!
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