Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Beehive Bedlam]

Lost the commuter settings I had scribbled down on a piece of paper for my R6 shock during yesterdays 130mph joyride through the country side. Currently stuck in race mode.

[Howling Terror]

First thing my mum said when I saw her this morning was 'I see ______ won the F1'.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Polarbear]

[Fisty]

[andyscooter]

[DRZ4Hunned]

Found an insanely cheap bike for sale but seller won't reply to my text
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DRZ400-SM
FZS600

[andyscooter]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[DRZ4Hunned]

[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

[Ribenapigeon]

Those invariably sweat stained leather wide brimmed hats much coveted by television archeologists who give the distinct impression that they smell like a pig farm on a hot day.

[recman]

The bright spark at Triumph who decided to position the rear brake reservoir so close to the seat frame on my bike that you can get the lid off but that's about it.

[Ribenapigeon]

[Suntan Sid]

[andyscooter]

Two girls ordering food in the pub with the phrase

Can I get

No the staff get it you can have it ffs

Fit as fuck but went right off them after that
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[M.C]

[recman]

[Polarbear]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Diggs]

When you attend a meeting as a professional representative about a very complicated and sensitive site, you are asked to write a letter to the Local Authority explaining exactly what the Client is doing without dropping him in it, you draft it and the manager of the firm that you are working for wants to change your (very carefully chosen) wording simply because he can....
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[owl]

Wrong return train booked means slow train, extra hour journey.
Conference finishing early means an extra hour wait for said train

[wr6133]

Locksmiths. £100 to break in to my flat.

I suppose it's a stupid tax. I was stupid enough to leave my door keys in Beijing.

[andyscooter]

had to walk the long way to work as some git in a hi viz stopped me taking a shortcut across a carpark (guessing company didn't like it but have put a set of steps onto canal path)

cunt

and got soaked walking home again as pissed down

so in a foul mood now

AND MAY NOT HAVE CAR BACK FOR TOMORROW so prepare for moans tomorrow
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Fucking garage door (fitted brand new in September when the bikes were stolen) decided it didn't want to close. Found out after much sodding about the cone at the top where the cable coils had shifted on its shaft, meaning there was too much slack in the cable, causing the anti-drop lock to keep engaging. Not what I wanted to fuck about with when I only went in to check my tread depth.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5