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M.C
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dog would lick your face trying to wake you up, and then maybe get distressed and savage it, as that OD face transplant woman found out.
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
If you die a cat would eat your face whilst you were still warm.
A dog would wait until you were cold.


Cat's are admirable pragmatists?
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Code:

class cat {
  function cat(fase, fud) {
    var response = fase.hit;

    if(response) {
      cat.eat(fud);
    } else {
      cat.eat(fase);
    }

    cat.cat(fase, fud);
  }
}

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PostPosted: 09:40 - 15 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone else have an idiot cat that fights the washing machine?
https://youtu.be/nbe2043Nd2I
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 15 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:37 - 15 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Code:

class cat {
  function cat(fase, fud) {
    var response = fase.hit;

    if(response) {
      cat.eat(fud);
    } else {
      cat.eat(fase);
    }

    cat.cat(fase, fud);
}


Error in compilation, number of curly braces is not even.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 16 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Cats and BCF have a long established relationship.

Stand by, Ste can't be far away from this thread.....


And CaNsA, and Robbie, and Paddy et al. Wink
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 19 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Cats and BCF have a long established relationship.

Stand by, Ste can't be far away from this thread.....


And CaNsA, and Robbie, and Paddy et al. Wink


As you should know by now, I prefer to watch.
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Felt that this thread could do with an update, due to our new addition.

Meet Skadi, our 20 week old Snow Bengal Very Happy

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PostPosted: 12:32 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:


Meet Skadi, our 20 week old Snow Bengal Very Happy


That's a beautiful cat.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:


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PostPosted: 16:06 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

KITTY! What a beautiful cat, very regal Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if anyone ever has had their beloved pet cat eaten and snatched away by a huge majestic beautiful bird of prey?

I really want something with an 8-9' wingspan that returns often to my back garden, but I don't mean something made of balsa wood with an annoying ear splitting glow engine fitted. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevo as b4 wrote:
I wonder if anyone ever has had their beloved pet cat eaten and snatched away by a huge majestic beautiful bird of prey?

I really want something with an 8-9' wingspan that returns often to my back garden, but I don't mean something made of balsa wood with an annoying ear splitting glow engine fitted. Laughing


Quite possibly. I once saw someone taking their Golden Eagle for a walk. Was this in Scotland, you ask? Hills of the Lake District perhaps?

Nope. Collier Row, Romford. I kid you not.
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 01 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine still likes bass.[/img]
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