Safe needs opening - where are you Danny Dyer ?

[Ariel Badger]

The "Lost" BCF Secret Santa gifts.
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[bypass2]

I reckon inside is 2 free tickets for the all.

[-Matt-]

Will contain a signed first edition copy of...
https://i66.tinypic.com/2u5z1ts.jpg

...and a mouldy potato.

Edit: link fail.

[stinkwheel]

It will contain my wifes car keys and the LPG jets for my cooker. It's the only place I haven't looked.
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[ScaredyCat]

Inside there will be the key to the safe.

There's nothing like trolling your own family...
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[colink98]

Been a while.

I approached a few people who deal specifically with opening safes and were given a few costs to open and re-key the safe.

as we unsure as to what is in the safe the only sensible option was to get it rekeyed and return it to a working safe.

locksmith is booked for tomorrow evening.
cost to open and re-key is £325
as a working safe i reckon its got to be worth £300 or so.

its going to be interesting to see how quickly he can unlock the thing.

i will post with photos of the contents or lack of content....
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Ride it like you stole it.
ride sensible and not like an idiot and you wont get 6 points in one week.

[doggone]

Are you allowed to watch or would he have to kill you afterwards?
Probably an interesting selection of specialist tools required.

[Pjay]

Gonna be funny if he opens it to some good old fashioned porn stash.
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[colink98]

[Pjay]

[UnknownStuntm...]

[colink98]

[Commuter_Tim]

...Am I the only one still pissed that OP didn't let Pete smash it open with the GIANT claw?
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[owl]

[1198]

The tension builds!

[M.C]

[Baggyman]

Missed opportunity? Fit wheels on it and enter it in Robot Wars?


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Baghira, modded GS1000 and the T150 I bought in 1978 when I was 21

[chris-red]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/8mm-film-poster.jpg/220px-8mm-film-poster.jpg
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[colink98]

the bloke is due after 4pm and i get home at 5pm.
the wife is on instruction to keep a close eye and if its open before i get home to take a picture of the contents as is

and then put it all on the table.

it was her dads safe and all she seems to think is it might have some of her granddads watches in it.

Maybe
https://i.imgur.com/fSZVGlN.jpg

more likely
https://i.imgur.com/Zqm3O6V.jpg
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PCX125 (stolen) - CBF600 (current)
Ride it like you stole it.
ride sensible and not like an idiot and you wont get 6 points in one week.

[Baggyman]

If all else fails, fill it full of concrete and sell it to Arcane so he can chain his bike to it.
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Baghira, modded GS1000 and the T150 I bought in 1978 when I was 21

[Rogerborg]

[colink98]

unfortunately the bloke has emailed

>
> From: lee bxxxxxx <bxxxxxxxxx@live.com>
> Date: 28 April 2017 at 15:05:23 BST
> To: Colin Kent <colin@maxlan.co.uk>
> Subject: Re: Safe
>
> Colin I'm struggling today with a job and won't be able to get to you would tomoro be ok
>
> Sent from my iPhone

So no safe opening tonight.
I've told him he can work up to midday tomorrow and will see what he says.

at midday the wife and i are off to the Morden hall country fair to get wankered on cider while I hanker after one of the miniature steam engines..
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PCX125 (stolen) - CBF600 (current)
Ride it like you stole it.
ride sensible and not like an idiot and you wont get 6 points in one week.

[dodsi]

My bet is the safe contains a naked picture of Fisty. 2 massive deliverances are expected tomorrow!

[ScaredyCat]

[M.C]