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Do you flush or bin your shitty toilet paper abroad
Of course I bin my toilet paper, we should respect other cultures primitive sewage system
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I don't want shitty toilet paper in my hotel room
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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travel the world, experience different cultures, try different foods

or

just stay at home and quit whining.

Pick one.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This wouldn't be an issue if we British still had an Empire. Folded arms
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like India, you can just shit in the streets and no one seems to care, which is useful because most of the time you have no choice.
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Re: Toilet Paper abroad Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
Alan1986 wrote:
Having had a recent holiday I was wondering whether it was just me


Ffs, where did you go, Scotland?


Ha ha... We pump all our shite down the 74 into Enguland. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Re: Toilet Paper abroad Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Ha ha... We pump all our shite down the 74 into Enguland. Wink


So that's how we ended up with the Krankies then. Wink
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Percy wrote:
I remember meeting a guy who used to work for Apple, he said when on business trips in swanky Indian hotels he'd write a note saying that they need to stop westernising everything

Telling them what they can't do is just as much cultural imperialism as t'other way around. He's ordering them to stay primitive for his personal enjoyment.

Does that make him a literal shitlord? Thinking
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:06 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

More importantly, 'standard' British bog roll (Not the stuff found in Armed Forces, Prison or Public Toilets) is of a much better quality than the stuff Johnny Foreigner uses.

Obviously they think any old thing is good to wipe.

The middle East have a 'thing' about poo (and ablutions in general) they hose or bottle their bottom and gouge/scrape with the fingers of the 'left' hand. Sick

Since they must tolerate Westerners who (mostly) wipe using tissue, the middle East provide tissue but it is shite. There is probably only enough paper for two days on a roll and it has the absorbency of an oily plastic bag. Sad

And the Septics aint much better off.... (I think because the Oil Patch is run by Yanks the countries they work in supply USA-like Bog-Roll.)
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nappy sacks. Just saying Wink
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everywhere we have been that you needed to do this the staff clean the room and also empty the toilet bin twice a day

What sort of dodgy hotels you lot been staying in
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I normally shit in the bin then flush the paper down the loo, am I doing it wrong Embarassed
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 17 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This got delivered to my SPAM today. I will print it ans use as shit paper.

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PostPosted: 10:23 - 18 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only 2.5 million?
What a tight cunt.

I'd email her back, tell her so - and ask for more.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 18 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only place I've had to bin it was Greece. Not pleasant, especially when it's 35 degrees out. But as they say, when in Rome.

Whilst in Sri Lanka I asked to use the toilet and was directed out to the back to what looked like an outside toilet. I started peeing in the urinal but then realised there was no pipe attached and the pee was running out onto my sandals.

That's all the toilet stories I have.
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 18 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZX-7R wrote:
In Thailand they have notices in some hotel room khazi's telling you to put it in the bin.

I still flush it.

It's usually a bit different there though.
Usually there's the 'Bum Gun' to clean yourself with (far more effective than paper) and the paper to dry yourself with.
So the paper you're putting in the bin is just wet paper.

However when the loo in your room overflows because you've jammed the pipe, that usually isn't just wet anything... Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 18 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Japan needs to export toilet seats. There, you remain seated and press a button. A nozzle telescopes out underneath the seat and jets you with warm water, followed by a blow dry.

Pro tip: figure out which symbol means "reduce water pressure" before you start. A rather rapey toilet seat in Osaka taught me that lesson.
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