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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 25 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Raised my glove to the card machine that has my contactless card hidden in and the barrier didnt move.

Well. you should've hidden your card in your glove, rather than in the card machine Wink
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 25 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ride bike, don't queue.

Enter shops, don't queue.

Get escorted out of shops without Mrs k buying tat!
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Raised my glove to the card machine that has my contactless card hidden in and the barrier didnt move.

Well. you should've hidden your card in your glove, rather than in the card machine Wink



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PostPosted: 09:48 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

With big long queues where you need to be "served" at the front (like the dartford crossing used to be for instance), I'll tend to filter up to near the front, but generally try and merge in somewhere around the 5 car back point. Skipping right to the very front seems a bit of a piss take - in a car you're basically counting the people in front of you down by that point.
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

For bonus points the correct procedure is thus:

Arrow Hoon down the side of all the queuing cars as fast as possible using maximum revs and noise,
Arrow Cut across the car at the head of the queue, so as to be ready to be served next,
Arrow Cheekily wink and ogle the attractive MILF in the passenger seat of the car you've cut up whilst everyone stares in disbelief.

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PostPosted: 11:07 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

And if it is summer and anyone has their hands out of their window, be sure to high five them as you go past. They love that.
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

bamt wrote:
And if it is summer and anyone has their hands out of their window, be sure to high five them as you go past. They love that.


Right, I'm off to actively seek out queues to jump! Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 26 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once tickled a ladies feet sticking out of a passenger window as I passed them at 40 odd on a slowish moving dual carriage way.

I heard her scream and felt a little bad, but couldn't help laughing anyway.
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