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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Sneezing whilst swallowing Pepsi Max Ginger.


I'm sure there is a picture of someone doing that on the internet which I really really don't want to see Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Do tell Very Happy And how does it come up? Do they awkwardly drop hints?

In this particular case, she was with (probably) an A&R girl, who was asking her all sorts of questions. You can't help but listen to most people's conversation. I tend to listen to podcasts to afford passengers some privacy if they aren't of an inclination to chat to me, but I get easily sidetracked if I listen to podcasts, better to keep my ears on the job/road Laughing

So if they're not of a mind to engage you in conversation, but they are either with someone, or are on the phone, you've heard all this stuff and after they're gone, you quite often end up thinking "Well, who the hell was that?"
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Sneezing whilst swallowing Pepsi Max Ginger.


WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!

Come BBQ this year faggeeeettt. Wink
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Sneezing whilst swallowing Pepsi Max Ginger.


damn you

you made me go to the store and buy one now... it's not as gingery as I expected Sad
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a call with my boss today regarding a customer issue involving some complex network related stuff (of which I am no expert) when the customer has enterprise level CCNA certified experts who are reporting issues. Honest-to-god his answer was 'google it'.

Not a good sign.
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PostPosted: 05:09 - 23 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

*rolls words around in her mouth*
Pepsi. Max. Ginger.

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nope.

I hate Pepsi. Max or un-Max.
But I adore ginger flavoured anything*.
Its a proper dilemma for me.



*with the exception of men, having had one of those in the past, I know well that you never "go back to ginge".
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 23 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a ginger and my name is Max

Cheers Pepsi Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 23 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

growler wrote:
I'm a ginger and my name is Max

Cheers Pepsi Middle Finger



I want this to be true...... Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 23 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A while back started getting parking tickets etc. for some random person, told DVLA/councils etc. he doesn't live here, today came home to find a hand delivered letter from a bailiff Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 23 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tigerlea wrote:
growler wrote:
I'm a ginger and my name is Max

Cheers Pepsi Middle Finger



I want this to be true...... Laughing


unfortunately I have to confirm that yes it is true
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PostPosted: 06:49 - 24 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike Bushell. Hes that midget BBC sports presenter. Never mentions the IOM TT or any other moto sport but manages to do a whole segment this morning on Hobby-horse show jumping! Why cant the Beeb ever report on motorcycle sports?
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PostPosted: 06:52 - 24 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
A while back started getting parking tickets etc. for some random person, told DVLA/councils etc. he doesn't live here, today came home to find a hand delivered letter from a bailiff Shocked


Kidnap the bailiff.
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 24 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neighbour has got someone digging up his garden with a digger and jackhammer. Since 8.30. This is the same neighbour that built a 'shed' in his garden that has a mezzanine level and bedroom that overlooks my garden.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walked into my garage this morning and thought "Pew stinky!" only to discover that the cat had crept in and crapped on the floor Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

At some point some brake fluid or something has dripped on to one of the side panels on my grom and caused the paintwork to discolour and bubble up. No problem, parts are plentiful and cheap! I ordered a set of white replacement panels from ebay (Honda ones, shipped for £25). They arrived earlier this week and I have only just opened it up.

One is white, one is red. The one that I need to replace is the wrong coloured one.
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

If got to phone the rozzers because they think they caught me speeding 21 days ago.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
If got to phone the rozzers because they think they caught me speeding 21 days ago.


Missed their chance then, haven't they?
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure they take a dim view of that sort of thing (?).

I'll get the ticket and have a look eh.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I'm sure they take a dim view of that sort of thing (?).


Sorry, I'm Confused
I got the impression you were saying they've only informed you after 21 days from the alleged offence?
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Failure to do so may result in court.

Do I feel lucky?
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I'll just shut up here. I've had an arrest warrant issued on me before for failing to respond to these things Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not feeling lucky so will bell them tomorrow. I may get offered an awareness course...fingers crossed.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why didn't they just send a NIP if they had you to rights?

I would be careful what you say. Maybe they are trying to get you to incriminate yourself as they don't have enough evidence.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I'm not feeling lucky so will bell them tomorrow. I may get offered an awareness course...fingers crossed.

I went on one of those recently (speeding/red light, blah blah) - quite literally a couple of weekends ago.
I went with "the usual attitude" and was pleased and surprised to actually learn some stuff.
I'm not rushing to try and get sent to another one (obvs), but it was surprisingly more interesting than I expected.
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 25 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got pulled by a plain wrapper on a dual carriageway..
Just doesn't feel right that I should contact them as they're too busy... or whatever reason.
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