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Dave70
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PostPosted: 01:38 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
If got to phone the rozzers because they think they caught me speeding 21 days ago.


Que?

Proof is needed, Shirley?
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PostPosted: 03:51 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would be interesting to see the actual wording of said letter. Seems a little suspect to me.
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I know what's happening I'll let you know how I get on.
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The impending Fattypocalypse when the epidemic of youth fat people gets another twenty years of over eating in.
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mozzie Bites.

I find they don't quite itch enough. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

FFS.
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sunburn on my back

Such sore
Much painful
Ow!
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who whinge at you for buying on-line, then whinge that they're force to buy low-quality items because local shop has nothing any good.
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owen Jones, probably more annoying than Diane Abbot if that's possible? Sick
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
When I know what's happening I'll let you know how I get on.


No internetz in prison then?
Can I have your bikes? I'll take no answer as a yes Smile
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
When I know what's happening I'll let you know how I get on.


Dibs on your vinyl and Sid's put dibs on your guitars.

We will visit you in Strangeways though

See ya Thumbs Up









We won't
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


We will visit you in strange ways though



Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

My new aluminum fidget spinner bearing has disintegrated.
Who knew they weren't really designed to spin at well over 3000rpm using compressed air?
To be fair, the bearing was pretty cheap and nasty to start with, new (decent) one on order.
I should start filming these antics as there's more than a 50/50 chance of a visit to A&E.
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
My new aluminum fidget spinner bearing has disintegrated.
Who knew they weren't really designed to spin at well over 3000rpm using compressed air?
To be fair, the bearing was pretty cheap and nasty to start with, new (decent) one on order.
I should start filming these antics as there's more than a 50/50 chance of a visit to A&E.


What one have you ordered?
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watched the new Crystal Maze,

Louis Spence!

Attention seeking stain on society. Absolute Cretin.

Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
recman wrote:
My new aluminum fidget spinner bearing has disintegrated.
Who knew they weren't really designed to spin at well over 3000rpm using compressed air?
To be fair, the bearing was pretty cheap and nasty to start with, new (decent) one on order.
I should start filming these antics as there's more than a 50/50 chance of a visit to A&E.


What one have you ordered?


One of these.

Not top quality but much better than the original.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:


What one have you ordered?


One of these.

Not top quality but much better than the original.


Pah, ceramic balls. Thumbs Down

Balls of steel my boy, balls of steel. Better than balls of glass. They is for pooftahs.
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 26 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fact that money I converted to EUR and transferred still hasn't cleared, and probably have missed the bottom of the market for Monero now Sad
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

twatty neighbour getting an Ocado food delivery at 5:45am this morning

who needs food that early.

plus the delivery driver throwing the empty boxes on the floor is not cool - dick head
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Watched the new Crystal Maze,

Louis Spence!

Attention seeking stain on society. Absolute Cretin.

Brick Wall

Started watching it, saw the 'celebrity' lineup and turned it off Folded arms

My gears are ground as it turns out my Drift HD doesn't loop record Confused Kinda useless as a dash cam'.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, I decided to buy a new GFX card today, to replace my not so keeping up GTX 1050 Ti, ... and every ATi and Nvidia card I've considered is out of stock. Since when got GPUs seasonal merchandise. Confused
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poxy boiler core decided to start leaking Thumbs Down Evil or Very Mad Thumbs Down

https://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv23/WiNot_Rhencullen/Snaps/20170627_151929_zpsui5aruin.jpg

First thing I knew was a drip-drip-drip.Looked in the cupboard where the boiler is located and water is in places that it should not be Shocked

And we are leaving on a three week holiday on Friday.Guess I will have to think about it when I get home.It is all isolated from gas and electrickery as well as the system has now been drained down.

Oh well.It has lasted over thirty years,so I cannot really complain Neutral
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzer Thou wrote:
Poxy boiler core decided to start leaking Thumbs Down Evil or Very Mad Thumbs Down

https://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv23/WiNot_Rhencullen/Snaps/20170627_151929_zpsui5aruin.jpg

First thing I knew was a drip-drip-drip.Looked in the cupboard where the boiler is located and water is in places that it should not be Shocked

And we are leaving on a three week holiday on Friday.Guess I will have to think about it when I get home.It is all isolated from gas and electrickery as well as the system has now been drained down.

Oh well.It has lasted over thirty years,so I cannot really complain Neutral


30 years is 30 years. Might be a minor leak, easy/cheap to fix.
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PostPosted: 05:49 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

Pah, ceramic balls. Thumbs Down

Balls of steel my boy, balls of steel. Better than balls of glass. They is for pooftahs.


I just thought they'd be better for speed as they're non load bearing.
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PostPosted: 08:06 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hayfevery type symptoms


really sore eyes

great when at work I'm doing a fiddly job which involves my finger being about three mm away from a blade Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 08:21 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
hayfevery type symptoms


really sore eyes

great when at work I'm doing a fiddly job which involves my finger being about three mm away from a blade Twisted Evil


https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Swollen-eyes.jpg
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