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PostPosted: 15:13 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Massive Poo... Reply with quote

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Last week news broke of a 22-year-old man in China who had a large section of his colon removed. The man, Zhou Hai, had been constipated for a number of months. After seeking medical help for abdominal pain and difficulty breathing, he underwent extensive surgery and had a large part of his intestines, containing 12kg of faeces, removed. (For reference, the average human poo weighs about 100g.)



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PostPosted: 15:21 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:22 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Average shit only weighs 100g? Fuck me, I did 1kg poo once. 100g was probably the weight of the gas that came with it.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

haroman666 wrote:
Fuck me, I did 1kg poo once.

How do you...

No, wait. I'd prefer not to know.
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
haroman666 wrote:
Fuck me, I did 1kg poo once.

How do you...

No, wait. I'd prefer not to know.


weigh yourself before and after... not the err...
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This must be it, like a sack of spuds

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PostPosted: 17:24 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Looks like a post BCF BBQ meat baby to me. Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location........

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PostPosted: 19:06 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:12 - 27 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Independent publishing some shit news today. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Sorry, Ill hang my head in shame.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
This must be it, like a sack of spuds

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCNnQLMXkAAlDY0.jpg

JUST DON'T DROP IT, DOC, OK...? Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
This must be it, like a sack of spuds

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Congratulations, it's a bodytardsocket
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
This must be it, like a sack of spuds

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I'm not sure I want to know but I have to, What the fuck is that Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A section of colon.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 28 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snowdonia Rider wrote:
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QFT.
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 02 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

Looks like a post BCF BBQ meat baby to me. Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location........

https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h105/DameCeliamolestrangler/imagejpg2_zpseb816a6a.jpg


What are those square brick well things for? There's a few near the railway in Stonehouse, can't see what's at the bottom as they're always full of shit.

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PostPosted: 19:48 - 02 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm due one of these. Did a man vs food thing yesterday and I still felt full seven hours after finishing. It's going to be like passing an apple.
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 02 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
I'm due one of these. Did a man vs food thing yesterday and I still felt full seven hours after finishing. It's going to be like passing an apple.


If you get too bunged up, you can always get some sweet young nurse to give you a manual. Wink
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 05 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
dydey90 wrote:
I'm due one of these. Did a man vs food thing yesterday and I still felt full seven hours after finishing. It's going to be like passing an apple.


If you get too bunged up, you can always get some sweet young nurse to give you a manual. Wink


I'd get the Hattie Jaques type ward sister, not the cutie trainee Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 05 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I'd get the Hattie Jaques type ward sister, not the cutie trainee Crying or Very sad


Tut Tut Today's ward sisters don't get their hands dirty. Not unless their pen leaks or they spill their coffee.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 05 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much chow down is what's done it.

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PostPosted: 08:41 - 06 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
Tut Tut Today's ward sisters don't get their hands dirty. Not unless their pen leaks or they spill their coffee.


My nurse friend would argue otherwise.

She literally doesn't stop talking about wiping arses and cleaning bollocks and mopping up sick.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 08 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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