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Couchlock.
Where the actual fuck did Sunday go?
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I've mentioned my zoo/lemur volunteering before. I gave it up and left behind a funny little black and white ruffed lemur, who I saw mourning his old mate, his down and lonely days, then I saw him besotted and teenager like when a new lady arrived.
I met their newborn twins last year but it's only going back recently that I've seen how complete and content he is, and how much they act like him - causing trouble, stealing food whenever possible, and generally making me laugh.
So I'm enjoying a beer and looking back over old photos of him, and thinking how lucky I am know little old Aramis (on the left, with one of his daughters cuddling up to him).
https://i66.tinypic.com/ejct2v.jpg ____________________ CBF125 (2013) -> CBR600F (2001) -> 'Ninja' 300 (2014) |
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My crazy Russian girlfriend has kept half a dozen private punters in her pocket for several years, and she sees them occasionally when it suits her agenda.
She's decided to offer a swansong sort of deal, prior to getting married (don't know when, sometime next year) to a guy who is not a punter and doesn't know what she [used to] does. She's very devoted to him, and alleges she will be giving up the day job for good, once married.
So she's increased her price rather steeply, as a sort of last-time-ever premium to some of her pet punters.
She's asked me to drive her from one of the lunches in Mayfair to a hotel session with another in Kensington. I'm tempted to buy a chauffeur cap just for the lulz. But she might imagine I wear it all the time
It's not a paying job for me, its just the pleasure of an extra half an hour I get to spend in her company* as we now rarely see one another, having become rather enveloped within the new fiance's life, mostly abroad.
I do love her dearly. She can be a batshit crazy minx, but she always has been, and she makes me laugh, gets me drunk, buys me lunch, and makes me laugh (did I say that already?).
*(apart from the weekend when we are going to an exhibition and Sunday lunch together) ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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hellkat wrote: | My crazy Russian girlfriend has kept half a dozen private punters in her pocket for several years, and she sees them occasionally when it suits her agenda.
She's decided to offer a swansong sort of deal, prior to getting married (don't know when, sometime next year) to a guy who is not a punter and doesn't know what she [used to] does. She's very devoted to him, and alleges she will be giving up the day job for good, once married.
So she's increased her price rather steeply, as a sort of last-time-ever premium to some of her pet punters.
She's asked me to drive her from one of the lunches in Mayfair to a hotel session with another in Kensington. I'm tempted to buy a chauffeur cap just for the lulz. But she might imagine I wear it all the time
It's not a paying job for me, its just the pleasure of an extra half an hour I get to spend in her company* as we now rarely see one another, having become rather enveloped within the new fiance's life, mostly abroad.
I do love her dearly. She can be a batshit crazy minx, but she always has been, and she makes me laugh, gets me drunk, buys me lunch, and makes me laugh (did I say that already?).
*(apart from the weekend when we are going to an exhibition and Sunday lunch together) |
This post is useless without pictures ____________________ "The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red |
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Went for a walk last night and found glow worm. Fascinating.
https://s20.postimg.org/u9ap46i4t/IMG_20170715_222956.jpg ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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Went for a lunchtime blast with my boss, swapped bikes, got to try a ZX9 E1 (very nice )
Never expected to tick off "do wheelies with your boss" on my bucketlist ____________________ CBF 125 -> CB400SF -> GSX600F -> ZX6R (G1) -> GSXR1000 K4 -> ZX6R (B1H Stunt bike) -> VFR800 -> R1 5PW -> Sprint 1050 -> Fireblade 929 -> ZX10R C2H |
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Dave's talking dog ...
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GONE - Honda CB500 Ratbike | Yamaha FZ750 | Yamaha XVS1100 | Kawasaki VN2000 | Kawasaki ER-6 F | Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster |
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I got a freebie in the post, thermos mug, cos I had a free trial of The Week magazine.
I'm quite shameless with free trial magazines, and trial them all and never buy. |
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found that bastard oil leak ____________________ Observation is the greatest source of wisdom. |
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Get him to try an MT09 now he has his eye in. For the sake of about a grand difference on the purchase price and
about 9kg in wet weight. Totally worth it for the extra oomph (and sound) of the 850 triple engine. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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That was suggested but he's more than happy with the 07.
The low down torque put a bike buyingly big smile on his chops.
I did laugh when we stopped off for a 5mins break halfway through the ride and he told me his heart was beating out of his chest.
At no point had I even remotely given it the beans. |
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Maybe the 07 is enough to be getting on with then. The 09 can be pretty hairy chested and uncivilised.
Mrs grr won't ride pillion with me again until I've fitted a grabrail to mine, she has only been on the once while I
was running it in and not revving past 5k and she thought that was a bit full on. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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just realised the dog has been burying all the liquirce allsorts I have been given him
he can no longer chew them ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 284 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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