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PostPosted: 13:33 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Just read wiki on the subject:

    Persistent pain in the genitalia and/or genital area(s).
    Groin pain upon physical exertion.
    Pain when achieving an erection and/or engaging in sexual intercourse.
    Pain upon ejaculation.
    Loss of erectile function


Any of the aforementioned pain conditions/syndromes can persist for years after vasectomy and affect as many as one in three vasectomized men.



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PostPosted: 13:37 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

To me it always seems like an under the thumb/ woman wears the trousers thing for a bloke to get the snip.

Its basically a woman controlling you.....first demand marriage so you're 'taken' and then go one further and make you get the snip done so you ain't never gonna have kids with anyone else.

Don't do it.
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thepuma wrote:
To me it always seems like an under the thumb/ woman wears the trousers thing for a bloke to get the snip.

Its basically a woman controlling you.....first demand marriage so you're 'taken' and then go one further and make you get the snip done so you ain't never gonna have kids with anyone else.

Don't do it.


Utter misogynistic bollocks. Rolling Eyes

For a woman to be sterilised is a major abdominal operation with more significant risk and a much longer recovery period. For a man it's a minor procedure performed under local that takes a week or so to recover from. The sheer convenience of not having to bother with contraception or worry about it failing makes the minor discomfort worthwhile.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thepuma wrote:
Its basically a woman controlling you....

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Did you just assume the gender of the surgeon?
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
thepuma wrote:
To me it always seems like an under the thumb/ woman wears the trousers thing for a bloke to get the snip.

Its basically a woman controlling you.....first demand marriage so you're 'taken' and then go one further and make you get the snip done so you ain't never gonna have kids with anyone else.

Don't do it.


Utter misogynistic bollocks. Rolling Eyes

Just jizz on her tits until her ovaries shrivel up Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Just read wiki on the subject

If it's on wiki then it must be true Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just jizz on her tits until her ovaries shrivel up Thumbs Up

Is this instead of throwing it up her gary? Confused
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

And/or... face's acceptable as well Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thepuma wrote:
To me it always seems like an under the thumb/ woman wears the trousers thing for a bloke to get the snip.

Its basically a woman controlling you.....first demand marriage so you're 'taken' and then go one further and make you get the snip done so you ain't never gonna have kids with anyone else.

Don't do it.


She never demanded anything, it was my idea! I don't want any more kids. Period.

(See what I did there)
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
And/or... face's acceptable as well Thumbs Up


I'd suggest less of the porn film script, more real life is required here... Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:23 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:16 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read a couple of websites that say it makes sex more pleasurable
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
M.C wrote:
And/or... face's acceptable as well Thumbs Up


I'd suggest less of the porn film script, more real life is required here... Laughing

You'll go blind you know. Razz

Tell her it has anti-aging properties, as a topical treatment or when ingested Wink

Bubbs wrote:
Read a couple of websites that say it makes sex more pleasurable

I imagine so, without the fear of knocking her up.
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 26 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Utter misogynistic bollocks. Rolling Eyes

For a woman to be sterilised is a major abdominal operation with more significant risk and a much longer recovery period. For a man it's a minor procedure performed under local that takes a week or so to recover from. The sheer convenience of not having to bother with contraception or worry about it failing makes the minor discomfort worthwhile.


It wouldn't be under local if I were having it!

Female sterilisation these days is a short daycase keyhole surgery procedure with minimal recovery required too. Still a bigger op, but much less so and without the horror factor of someone slicing your scrotum open.
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 27 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

syl wrote:
Islander wrote:
Utter misogynistic bollocks. Rolling Eyes

For a woman to be sterilised is a major abdominal operation with more significant risk and a much longer recovery period. For a man it's a minor procedure performed under local that takes a week or so to recover from. The sheer convenience of not having to bother with contraception or worry about it failing makes the minor discomfort worthwhile.


It wouldn't be under local if I were having it!

Female sterilisation these days is a short daycase keyhole surgery procedure with minimal recovery required too. Still a bigger op, but much less so and without the horror factor of someone slicing your scrotum open.


Wuss. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 29 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

TbirdX wrote:
Just to add the flip side...
A guy at work had it done, then divorced, remarried, and then spent 20 thousand of your actual English ponds trying to get it reversed...

There's also the third flip side; even if you reckon your relationship is 100% stable, what about the scenario of your only child (or all of them?) going under a bus? It happens. If Mum is still of reproductive age, would she want another crack at motherhood, or would she definitely be OK remaining childless, whatever happened? Just sayin'.

FWIW, my wife was a superstitious creature, and that was the exact reason that I was forbidden to get the snip.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 29 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
TbirdX wrote:
Just to add the flip side...
A guy at work had it done, then divorced, remarried, and then spent 20 thousand of your actual English ponds trying to get it reversed...

There's also the third flip side; even if you reckon your relationship is 100% stable, what about the scenario of your only child (or all of them?) going under a bus? It happens. If Mum is still of reproductive age, would she want another crack at motherhood, or would she definitely be OK remaining childless, whatever happened? Just sayin'.

FWIW, my wife was a superstitious creature, and that was the exact reason that I was forbidden to get the snip.

Eh? Breeding a replacement?
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 30 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Breeding a replacement?

Call it what you like, I suppose, but yeh. I think you'll find that it's pretty common for parents who've lost a kid will want to try again rather than end their days childless
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 04 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Piece of cake, I had to shave first but gay nurse wasn't happy with my job and shaved it again and gave it a little tug for luck before shooting my nads full of local anaesthetic, he then inserted two long needled through the scrotum sack trapping the tubes against the sides. I them had to walk from the prep room to the operating room, this is not easy with two long needles poking out of your now numb nuts and jabbing you in the thighs. once on the slab they got to work with the knife, this was ok as it was all frozen from the jabs but when I heard a clicking noise from the direction of my plums so I had a look and there was smoke rising from my ball bag. At this point I felt a bit light headed.
They sewed my back up and sat me up in bed and offered me a cup of tea ( I refused tea as I do not drink the filthy stuff) so I decided to get dressed but was not happy with the pool of blood I was sitting in and had to rest a while. They let me go home with a lot of tissue in my pants, I caught a bus but the anaesthetic wore off during the journey and walking through the city centre hurt but I got on a second bus and stayed on an extra stop and bought a bag of compost and a trellis and walked home laden with garden goods and still bleeding plums. Next day had a sicky as balls were huge and throbby but enjoyed a most excellent if slightly bloody bit of "me" time.


Point the first - there's never any rating that completely quantifies how much of a bad ass mofo you are - i know grown men that cry when they stub their toes and you walked home literally hours after a man has sliced open your nuptuals carrying a sac of compost and a trellis. if i ever get to demonstrate half the mental fortitude that you do ill be happy.

point the 2nd - day surgery rocks! jobsworth nurses who cant see when you're doing them and the NHS a favour do not rock... i left a gnats cock short of 2 hours post day procedure to free up the bed and the nurses wanted to keep me in for 6 hours! fat chance of that - i satisfied the discharge requirements, i drank a jug full of water in one go, i had a slash and was in no pain so i phoned my mate and walked out the hospital! bed freed, didnt take any meds from the pharmacy. cost saving maximised and i just went home and slept the rest of the general anaesthetic off.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 05 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
M.C wrote:
Breeding a replacement?

Call it what you like, I suppose, but yeh. I think you'll find that it's pretty common for parents who've lost a kid will want to try again rather than end their days childless


Perhaps for parents of younger kids... mine are both teenagers, no way I'd be going through all of that again.

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PostPosted: 15:51 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had it done twice, after the first one the tubes "fused" back together, I was on first name terms with the lovely nurses when I gave them my sample every month for nearly a year.
I had the one where they burn the tubes or whatever it is they do. Very strange seeing smoke emanating from your groin.
I now have a bit of scar tissue in the sack and sometimes it hurts and sometimes it doesn't but the pro's easily outweigh the con's for me.
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Read a couple of websites that say it makes sex more pleasurable


Achey balls? Yep...

TBH mine was quite straightforward. Standing up suddenly did result in some sort of twang early on and I do get a slight case of achey ball, but that just gives me a stiffy....
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
M.C wrote:
Breeding a replacement?

Call it what you like, I suppose, but yeh. I think you'll find that it's pretty common for parents who've lost a kid will want to try again rather than end their days childless


Your GP will ask you 2 questions.

1) What if one of your children dies?
2) What if you end up with another partner?

You best be prepared to answer them or they won't even refer you.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:56 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tamsin wrote:
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read 1930Ariel's post... then rethink. Wink
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