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Posted: 22:21 - 28 Jun 2017 Post subject: |
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Patient: Dr Dr, I feel like a fair of curtains...
Dr: Pull your self together.
Sigh, ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
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Patient: Dr Dr, I feel like Rubbish.
Dr: Dont talk Garbage.
Sorry ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
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Man goes into doctor's surgery and says, "Dr. I feel like I am invisible."
Dr. "Next."
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What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW. ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5 |
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Vampires snack between meals on lentils because they are so into pulses.
____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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A girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the girl. "10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?".
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David".
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout DAVID, YER DINNER'S READY or DAVID GO TO BED NOW and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames". |
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EDIT: Good point made by Chuffin Nora, so picture moved.
Joke to go in its place:
My sister bet me a hundred pound I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...
...You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15
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^^
I know that bend!
Isn't it Rhyno's corner? ____________________ There's a fine line between integrity |
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Something about subtraction just doesn't add up. ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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A teacher at a school for obese children was sacked recently for his cocaine use,
he was given away by his massive pupils
____________________ Past - 1988 honda revere 600, 1996 kawasaki gpz500s, 1999 Yamaha R6
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Interviewer: "This job requires you to know PowerPoint, how skilled are you with the program"
Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"
Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"
Man: "Word."
____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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Eskimo ophthalmologist = optical Aleutian.
Metronome = a dwarf in the city.
State of denial = Egypt
Explains = where big cities now stand.
Psychopath = gardener/landscaper who specialises in crazy paving.
Hypochondriac = someone with an assigned parking space at the walk-in clinic.
Illiterate = someone who's sick of reading.
Rank and file = a manicurist with B.O.
Loan shark = a visiting exhibit at the aquarium.
Defence = de ting round de African garden.
Punnet = a device for trapping bad jokes (got this one nailed).
Stiff breeze = a draught in a funeral parlour.
Jackpot = what Jack claims is strictly for medicinal purposes.
Laughing gas = what might be worth fracking for.
Scholarship = a research vessel.
Stage fright = a cowardly act.
Power tool = a boss who's a jerk.
Pole vault = an eastern European bank.
Impeccable = chicken proof.
Fiendish plot = a vegetable garden comprised of only brussels sprouts. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 265 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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