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waffles
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took my helmet off before pulling my earphone out and it yanked my daith piercing, out popped the ball part of the ring in it. 10 for a new titanium one and I had to get the guy at the shop to fit it as they are fiddly to do.

I also have the song You're Welcome from the Moana soundtrack stuck in my head.
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

that fucking AA car genie advert gets my goat, makes me want kick the fucking tv in, how can it tell when your gonna break down anyway, cunts.
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autistic buyers on eBay, starting to wonder why I bother. Also the poltergeist that was haunting my computer and causing it to randomly turn on seems to have moved to my Xbox Confused
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
I took my helmet off before pulling my earphone out and it yanked my daith piercing, out popped the ball part of the ring in it.


I've had mine since about 1994 and regularly wear earplugs and a helmet. I never have to remove my plugs before the helment and have never had the ball pop out. Maybe your ring is too large a diameter.
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Autistic buyers on eBay, starting to wonder why I bother. Also the poltergeist that was haunting my computer and causing it to randomly turn on seems to have moved to my Xbox Confused

I think its moved to mine, cos SOMEONE (not me) is making double posts from my Facebook profile. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
do-gooder guilt trip


Luckily, these rarely affect me.
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who don't leave feedback when buying stuff on ebay,
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I've had mine since about 1994 and regularly wear earplugs and a helmet. I never have to remove my plugs before the helment and have never had the ball pop out. Maybe your ring is too large a diameter.


Nope, the ring is fine as its the smallest diameter I could get. My earphones are quite big though.

Devitts sent me through an email thanking me for renewing my insurance with them and lookimg though the paperwork the existing policy doesn't expire until the 19th AND they charged me a 10 renewal fee. Im cancelling that first thing on Monday morning, cheeky sods.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
People who don't leave feedback when buying stuff on ebay,

Guilty. Those who message me and request 5* feedback instead receive negative.
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
People who don't leave feedback when buying stuff on ebay,

Guilty. Those who message me and request 5* feedback instead receive negative.


Well yeah, I'd not be wanting someone to be REQUESTING a 5* feedback, that would tend to send me the other way as well.

Although, I do usually at least leave feedback in the first place.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends if sellers use it properly, they should leave feedback after payment has been received. I wonder if that's why they stopped sellers from being able to leave neg' feedback.
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 12 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Fazer The Bastard wrote:

Guilty. Those who message me and request 5* feedback instead receive negative.


Well yeah, I'd not be wanting someone to be REQUESTING a 5* feedback, that would tend to send me the other way as well.

Although, I do usually at least leave feedback in the first place.


Trouble is nowadays, if you don't give 5 stars it's considered bad whereas 3 should be the norm and 5 for some amazing feat.

I had the same problem doing reports for Nigerians when I worked over there, if the didn't get a 9 or more rating on their scorecard (0-10). I could see their mind could over and wait for the ranting to start.
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PostPosted: 09:00 - 13 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

found a pick up I like and the right price

bloke isn't in today and at work all week Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


ps

pick up is for bbq use next year to avoid fucking up my car anymore

its still dirty Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 08:01 - 14 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

back to work after a week off Sad
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 14 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stopped in a guesthouse in the middle of nowhere, the church starts ringing the bells at 6am for a rousing five minute clattering and then they ring quarterly until 10pm. Fab!

Also a drunk guy in the bar grabbed me which I didn't appreciate at all.
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 15 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call centre guy from insurance company,

spoke too fast, beat around the bush, had a cockney/estuary English accent, it was neither one nor the other, very odd it was, made it very hard for me to understand what he was saying

I had to keep asking him to slowly and clearly repeat what he had just said
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 15 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrs got her car back from the garage after her bump


she has said its fine

its not bumper is a different shade then rest of the car and the colour co-ordinated reversing sensors are now black

it looks shit but as she said its fine there is fuck all we can do
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The interaction between my index finger and a carpet gripper!

FCUKIN' OUCHY! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 17 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being sent unsolicited adverts for "retirement" living.

FFS I haven't even got my tartan shopping trolley and Velcro slippers yet!
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 17 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
FFS I haven't even got my tartan shopping trolley and Velcro slippers yet!


They're in the post. Razz
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 18 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

chain snapped on my mountain bike as i was powering away from a set of traffic lights.

Pedal (DMR V12 Shocked ) swung around an hit me in the back of the leg an i landed sort of landed on the cross bar.

I now have bruised nads

Thought bikes were good for your health?
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 18 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:
Thought bikes were good for your health?

It's never been good for your sexual health Wink
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 18 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
mudcow007 wrote:
Thought bikes were good for your health?

It's never been good for your sexual health Wink


very good contraceptive though!
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 19 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Being sent unsolicited adverts for "retirement" living.

FFS I haven't even got my tartan shopping trolley and Velcro slippers yet!


Been getting them for years. I keep sending them back with "No Old Women live here yet!!" written on the front of the plastic Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 19 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

My issue of the day relates to motorcyclists.
Specifically motorcyclists who treat the oncoming traffic lane as if they own it.

We all like to filter and to flit down the outside of the white line to get further ahead, I'm definitely no exception to that rule when on my motorcycle/s ... and we all hate Addison Lee drivers, which I currently am. But as I had a reason to be as close as possible to the centre line (car in next lane avoiding pedestrian stepping out; me avoiding the car in the next lane Shocked ), then I think the motorcyclist was proper out of order to be giving me a mouthful of vitriol.

Its not his right to be there, and had he hit me, I would not have been in the wrong. he should have dropped back into his lane once he had finished his overtaking manoeuvre, not just continue to cruise up the oncoming traffic lane like he owned it.

But of course ... I'm an Addison Lee driver, so of course I am a grade A cunt and bound to be totally in the wrong, in his eyes. Despite having been to at least three training courses to ensure I drive as conscientiously and respectful of ALL traffic, passengers and pedestrians as possible.

*fume*
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