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Posted: 14:41 - 13 Aug 2017 Post subject: How many cats do I have? |
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I would like to be more specific about how many cats I have.
Knowing, of course, that nobody ever really owns a cat, the components of my equation go like this:
Lawrence: One cat, male, four legs, ours.
Dennis: One cat, female, three legs, ours.
Longshanks: One cat, belongs to them next-door, but spends 90% of his time with us, male, four legs.
So technically I own one and three quarters of cats, based on the number of legs. But Nextdoors' cat is here SO DAMN OFTEN that I might as well count him, and we have even given him a name (Longshanks) which is not the one his parents gave him.
So we have three cats, with 11 legs between them, but only 50% ownership of one of them.
Can someone provide a mathematical equation to show this, and to give me an idea of the correct number of cats we have.
Can I just say 2 and a quarter cats (i.e., 1.75 + 0.5 of other cat)
Or should I be more precise?
Thanking you in advance. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Hellkat, you are doomed! You're slowly turning into the resident " Mad Cat Lady"
Next you'll be giving us links to their blog pages so we can keep up with their daily antics ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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M.C wrote: | What I'm taking from this is don't get a cat otherwise you'll end up with more cats. |
Oh man, I just took him in till he could get his shit sorted. Felt sorry for him, y'know? Next thing you know, he's invited all his buddies round, they eat me out of house and home, wreck the furniture and sit in MY chair! And none of those no-good bums has got a job ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Gracie isn't at all tolerant of cats. If she sees one, she loses her shit big time. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Andy_Pagin wrote: | One of ours disappeared for a week, he'd put on weight when he came back. |
One of the local cats went missing for 10 months, the owner put up posters and he was spotted, 6 miles away, so off she pops and finds him, she drags him home and keeps him in for a month, he went back,
so she drags him back again and keeps him in, and fits a tracker, turns out he had a 2nd home and that one refused to stop feeding him,
" he wouldnt come back if he wasnt hungry" was her reasoning,
turns out she had history of feeding random cats. |
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When I was a kid we had a psycho German shepherd that protected me a kid, loved a few family members and friends, and wanted to kill the rest of humanity.
Our cat kicked it's arse. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 256 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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