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M.C
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 14 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

bugeye_bob wrote:
Andy_Pagin wrote:
One of ours disappeared for a week, he'd put on weight when he came back.


One of the local cats went missing for 10 months, the owner put up posters and he was spotted, 6 miles away, so off she pops and finds him, she drags him home and keeps him in for a month, he went back,
so she drags him back again and keeps him in, and fits a tracker, turns out he had a 2nd home and that one refused to stop feeding him,
" he wouldnt come back if he wasnt hungry" was her reasoning,

turns out she had history of feeding random cats.

Same thing happened to someone I know, except it was a house a few doors down. Long story short her cat only comes back when they go on holiday.
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 14 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Selfish food obsessed fuckers!

And people wonder why a nice friendly dog is man's best friend?

What pleasure do those people get out of cats that arnt the cuddly sit on your lap purring type's? If you own a prowler that you never see unless it's starving, and one that's not a people person at all?

Is it not like paying to fill someone else's bike up, and just hearing about all the great ride outs they've been on? Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 14 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats some rookie numbers. Laughing

My house backs on to my mother-in-laws acreage which is quarter of a mile from the family farm. In all between us we have 12 netured cats hanging out with each other plus random neighbors cats.


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PostPosted: 12:37 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Lightweight.

Jim - 4 legs - ours
Genie - 4 legs - ours
Fakers - 4 legs - moved in over 4yrs ago - now ours
Oscar - 4 legs - lives next door - spends a lot of time eating in ours.
Teal'c - 4 legs - lives in teh alley - gets fed here twice a day - keeps trying to move in
Small black and white hitler cat - 4 legs - sneaks in when he thinks no-one is looking.


Funny ginger patch on his forehead and nigh on unbeatable in a fight? goes about meowing about false gods?
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

We've got one cat if I could catch it I'd wring it's fucking neck it's ruined the carpets with it's constant scratching opens the kitchen cupboards in search of food and brings in dead birds to leave on the carpet Evil or Very Mad fucking hate the thing we only see it when wants feeding!
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your still not quite selling them to me here?

What about those deluded owners that think the cat is doing stuff for them, like bringing in dead birds and mice/rats as a gift, or to get a well done pat on the back?

Does anyone have a useful hard working cat that can do helpful stuff around the house?

Oh and I'd not feed anyone else's animal if I could help it, as isn't a bit like fucking around with someone else's property in the aim that it wants to stay with you instead?

I don't think feeding other people's children and trying to get them to come and live with you is considered normal, so why you'd feed another persons animal is puzzling too?
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevo as b4 wrote:
I don't think feeding other people's children and trying to get them to come and live with you is considered normal, so why you'd feed another persons animal is puzzling too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqgHFcmAOc
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 16 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellkat, cats are like soviet Russia.

You do not have 3 cats. 3 cats have you.
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turns out we have two and three quarters.
Cos Shanks has officially moved in.
Seems he wasn't their cat after all.
Seems Her Next Door thought he was ours.
So the twat's gone and caught himself a cold, stupid furry cunt, and I'm gonna have to take him to the vets.
It's like living with the feline version of a cross between Sneezy the [whatever number] from Snow White and fuckin' Darth Vader Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been a little over a year since Dylan Supacat left this world, only to troll the fuck outta cat heaven.

Since then, Teal'c has shown up and moved in all like "I can haz the vakansee nao?"

So pretty.
https://i.imgur.com/gj4G3S5l.jpg

Such friendz with Speshal Genie
https://i.imgur.com/60HNZWol.jpg

Nomz!
https://i.imgur.com/gexmXvwl.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely that name has a rogue apostrophe.
In fact even without, it still looks lexicogically challenging...
How does one pronounce that, then?
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Surely that name has a rogue apostrophe.
In fact even without, it still looks lexicogically challenging...
How does one pronounce that, then?

ˈtiːəlk
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still stand by this pic.

CaNsA wrote:

ˈtiːəlk


It's pronounced "cunt"

https://i.imgur.com/jW80YTi.jpg

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PostPosted: 22:26 - 29 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How many cats do I have?


Let me see - seven wives, seven sacks, seven cats, seven kittens.....

One and three-quarters!
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 30 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robby wrote:
Hellkat, cats are like soviet Russia.

You do not have 3 cats. 3 cats have you.


...but she does have one pussy... Hand
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 30 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently we now own two cats.
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