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Ste
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 05 Sep 2017    Post subject: Gymnast & poo got stuck between two non-opening windows Reply with quote

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 05 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha, i was just reading that artical. I mean, how can you resist this headline...

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo


Highlight has to be this... Sick

https://s20.postimg.org/4h6ejzb9p/Screenshot_2017-09-05_at_23.50.47.png
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even better ...

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

It was on 600 a couple hours ago now double, original request 200 😂
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

vice wrote:
Even better ...

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

It was on 600 a couple hours ago now double, original request 200 😂


https://s20.postimg.org/7qktqfzd9/Screenshot_2017-09-06_at_00.14.09.png

Amazing.

Could, if they go on a successful second date, it could end up beng one of the greatest love storeys ever told!
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.

She was probably trying to escape.
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PostPosted: 02:43 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
She was probably trying to escape.

It's a really creepy docu TBF.
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

They seem to gloss over the strangeness of fishing out a turd and throwing it out of a window in the first place
Imagine if a policeman or some Muslims were passing.

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PostPosted: 13:29 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did wonder why he was still seeing her, but then I read gymnast.
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 06 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems her plan was soiled.


Worst think about that joke is that Im not even sorry. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 07 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
It seems her plan was soiled.


Indeed.

She might have had better luck reaching it if she'd stood on a stool.
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 07 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slightly different view from the BBC...
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Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

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PostPosted: 18:14 - 07 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically this happened: https://youtu.be/NwcVJMvVWDA?t=24s
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 07 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to read these things in the "Embarrassing stories" section of Nuts and FHM but I never believed them to actually be true.

Crazy shit.
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed, it must have been a Crazy Shit
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Indeed, it must have been a Crazy Shit


Folded arms
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Slightly different view from the BBC...
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Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

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I think I'm going to get all of my news from that site now. wow.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrSnoosnoo wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Slightly different view from the BBC...
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Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Smile


I think I'm going to get all of my news from that site now. wow.

Am I the only one who reads that in a West Indian accent? Smile
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

£2,770 of £200 goal

**UPDATE** Wow. We've raised over 10 times the orginial campaign ammount. That is truly amazing. Thank you so much to everybody who has donated. I am truly humbled. I never expected this campaign to get this big. This has been great for the charities, but it hasn't been so great for me personally. I have already said all I am going to say on the matter, and any further requests for comment will be ignored. Thank you so much for your genorosity! I will be leaving this page up until Sunday Evening (GMT) if anyone else wants to donate, after which time 100% of the funds will be split between the two charities. Thankyou for all the interest, it's been a truly humbling 24 hours. I now need to concentrate on my University studies, which have been poorly neglected over the last day. Thanks again, Liam x

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PostPosted: 16:39 - 11 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
£2,770 of £200 goal

**UPDATE** Wow. We've raised over 10 times the orginial campaign ammount. That is truly amazing. Thank you so much to everybody who has donated. I am truly humbled. I never expected this campaign to get this big. This has been great for the charities, but it hasn't been so great for me personally. I have already said all I am going to say on the matter, and any further requests for comment will be ignored. Thank you so much for your genorosity! I will be leaving this page up until Sunday Evening (GMT) if anyone else wants to donate, after which time 100% of the funds will be split between the two charities. Thankyou for all the interest, it's been a truly humbling 24 hours. I now need to concentrate on my University studies, which have been poorly neglected over the last day. Thanks again, Liam x

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Liam needs a spliff foundation? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 12 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think if they really want to get some money for Charity she should announce that she'll reveal her identity if it gets to £5000 or something
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