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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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There's a mosquito in my room waiting for it's chance Evil or Very Mad

It got me on the finger which's now swollen Evil or Very Mad


Aaw, can't you find someone to kiss it better?

I had one bite me on the elbow back in July, two months with bursitis was not fun! Currently got three near my eyes, one on the back of my neck and uncounted on arms and legs - at least you don't have to worry about Zika virus, West Nile virus, Eastern Equine Encephalitis, Chikungunya, Dengue fever, etc.

If you are bothered by bites some relief can be had by putting the affected area into the hottest water you can bear.
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry another work related moan


got a new job on to cut

only problem is material is like jelly to cut with the saw

and the people who sent it to us that where supposed to cut it at 427mm have done some over some way under and some spot on

I'm taking about 2mm off with a 4mm thick blade Rolling Eyes


only 300 more to go
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Loud, over the top drunken lout stood at the bar, not taking any hints that no-one around him finds him funny or interesting.

Go home and wank yourself into a drunken coma.


Not tempted to just be brutally honest and tell him to his face?
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Loud, over the top drunken lout stood at the bar, not taking any hints that no-one around him finds him funny or interesting.

Go home and wank yourself into a drunken coma.

Wassat?
You and BodyGuard frequent the same boozer?

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PostPosted: 20:25 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

fucking car insurance has gone buy nearly 20% for no reason.

wankers
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
fucking car insurance has gone buy nearly 20% for no reason.

wankers


#hardbrexit

#ste2018
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 21 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:
Loud, over the top drunken lout stood at the bar, not taking any hints that no-one around him finds him funny or interesting.

Go home and wank yourself into a drunken coma.


Not tempted to just be brutally honest and tell him to his face?


Naa, he was fuelled by drink and stupidity. I was in no mood after a long day, I just wanted a quite one, so didnt fancy drama. Life's to short.
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PostPosted: 01:03 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
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It got me on the finger which's now swollen Evil or Very Mad


Aaw, can't you find someone to kiss it better?

I had one bite me on the elbow back in July, two months with bursitis was not fun! Currently got three near my eyes, one on the back of my neck and uncounted on arms and legs - at least you don't have to worry about Zika virus, West Nile virus, Eastern Equine Encephalitis, Chikungunya, Dengue fever, etc.

If you are bothered by bites some relief can be had by putting the affected area into the hottest water you can bear.

Not 100% sure it's the cause but I had a fever last night, and most of today Neutral
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PostPosted: 02:17 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not 100% sure it's the cause but I had a fever last night, and most of today Neutral


Are you comfortably numb yet? Wink
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PostPosted: 08:55 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
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Not 100% sure it's the cause but I had a fever last night, and most of today Neutral


Are you comfortably numb yet? Wink


Do your hands feel like two balloons?
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So here I am sat in A&E like a pillock with a throbbing middle finger.


Karma's a bitch!
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/oh8Wtff.jpg


Drill a hole in it. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
I was crawling round on my knees searching for my ear phone bud which had fell off my earphones in the garage under the table naturally banged my head and the lump hammer which was on the top fell getting a direct shot on my middle finger yesterday around lunch time.

<Fast forward ten hours later>

The pressure is causing me excruciating pain.

So here I am sat in A&E like a pillock with a throbbing middle finger.

https://i.imgur.com/oh8Wtff.jpg


How long did you have to wait in Accident & Emergency for in the end?
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
Fazer The Bastard wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/oh8Wtff.jpg


Drill a hole in it. Thumbs Up


try the welder
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

vice wrote:
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Drill a hole in it. Thumbs Up


try the welder


No, you actually drill an actual hole in the nail, so the fluid/blood may leak out. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No, you actually drill an actual hole in the nail, so the fluid/blood may leak out. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 12:13 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you not find some desperate old munter whose arse you could stick it in whilst it was throbbing, then?
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

vice wrote:
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No, you actually drill an actual hole in the nail, so the fluid/blood may leak out. Thumbs Up


https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/401/e37.png


Well, sometimes I just don't get that sophisticated British humor. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard wrote:
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Drill a hole in it. Thumbs Up

The Doc did just that whilst getting moist for me.


Did he?
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incontinence is no laughing matter. Folded arms
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
Fazer The Bastard wrote:
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Drill a hole in it. Thumbs Up


Hammer drill and a 14mm bit should do the trick, pain means you're doing it right so don't worry
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 22 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

gbrand42 wrote:
Hammer drill and a 14mm bit should do the trick, pain means you're doing it right so don't worry


No pain, no gain! Razz
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