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PostPosted: 21:31 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Russell Bland Reply with quote

I did wonder why he has raised his head above the turds......... he has a new book out. Corbin's mate has something to sell.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gobby oik.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to like him till i realised he is a twat.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought comedians were meant to be funny? Also what do the ladies see in him? Confused
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the hair.
Does he still have the hair?
Many ladies like that sorta shite.

Also: possibly those silly frilled collars he affected to wear back in the day.

Not actually seen him in an age, no idea how he comports himself these days.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going to refuse to even acknowledge his importance in my life , by not googling him to see how he looks at the moment.

But have decided to do so in order that I shall be able to say that I once googled Blue Waffle and Russell Brand in the same day.
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh how I wish I hadn't bothered Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue Waffle and Russell Brand
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks but I'll pass on that, I'm eating my dinner.

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PostPosted: 23:17 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

And then?
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

No And Then!
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Oh how I wish I hadn't bothered Rolling Eyes

Unless he's changed (got fat and/or a haircut) I always thought he looked like a demented tramp with an eating disorder.
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 23 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that's me, you fool.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 24 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

So is he a Labour Luvvie, then?

God Rolling Eyes I really feel sorry for young people.
There's no hope for them, really is there: fucking busybody old people nostalgically voting Brexit to create a future that the oldsters won't even be alive to see, combined with gobshitey idiots like Brand trying to promote what should be a decent and workable alternative to the current government, but which is perceived now even more than ever as a dusty old pack of failed shop stewards and feminazis.

We're being driven back into the 1930s Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 24 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Also what do the ladies see in him? Confused


I don't know any who find him attractive. Personally I can't get past the cheeky chappie, top quality London banter guv'nor type bollocks and 'Ooooooh, I'm saying something controveeeeeerrrrrrsial!' routine.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 24 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
It's the hair.
Does he still have the hair?
Many ladies like that sorta shite.

Also: possibly those silly frilled collars he affected to wear back in the day.

Not actually seen him in an age, no idea how he comports himself these days.


He is what's known as 'A Dandy'.

Not exactly a Poof but looks and behaves like one.

I think he was trying to rip off the 'style' of that inferior designer Llewelyn-Bowen.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/house-rules-star-laurence-llewelynbowen-weighs-in-on-cooks-cottage/news-story/725f214f50f5d76e4cba7504c1396671
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 24 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's not exactly a labour luvvie, I *think* he just believes that there's a need for change because the tories are fucking everything up (can't really disagree there).

As for the attractive thing, part bad boy, part healthy yoga guru (not fat and looks after himself - now that he's stopped chucking heroin in his veins anyway), and can string together words with more than 2 syllables. I think that's about it.

Haven't heard his radio show, he was quite funny in get him to the greek though, that's about the limit of my knowledge on him.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 24 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
So is he a Labour Luvvie, then?

He tried a few years back to champion various causes and interviewed Ed Miliband, but he generally just made an idiot of himself. Last I remember there was a bit of a backlash to this and I thought he had flounced after that.

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Haven't heard his radio show, he was quite funny in get him to the greek though, that's about the limit of my knowledge on him.

I thought everyone except him was funny Smile
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 25 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

What was that programme he did, yonks ago, which included him wanking off a bloke in a pub toilet? That was weird. I seem to remember him shagging some proper old granny in the same series.
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 25 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus Icon wrote:
What was that programme he did, yonks ago, which included him wanking off a bloke in a pub toilet? That was weird. I seem to remember him shagging some proper old granny in the same series.

I think that was real life.
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 26 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


We're being driven back into the 1930s Rolling Eyes


Ohh Goodie!
Bagys me sits in the front !!
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 26 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
I always thought he looked like a demented tramp with an eating disorder.


More like Nigella Lawson with a hangover.


He used to go over West Ham when we were at the old ground. I seem to remember him getting covered in beer at half-time as everyone threw beer over him and called him a twat.
He's a fucking dick. Pseudo-intellectual spouting common room politics and general nonsense but for some reason, people seem to lap it up. Fuck knows why. No wonder all young people are fucking idiots who like him.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 26 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
We're being driven back into the 1930s Rolling Eyes


I think that's quite a lot of the problem. We even have Nazism on the rise and according to some in the labour party, the holocaust hasn't happened yet.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 26 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
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What was that programme he did, yonks ago, which included him wanking off a bloke in a pub toilet? That was weird. I seem to remember him shagging some proper old granny in the same series.

I think that was real life.


It was this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RE:Brand

The episodes are on YouTube and are actually worth a watch, if you enjoy watching a clearly heroin-addled presenter pretending to be sane for a tv show.
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