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kippyzona
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: National poetry day. Reply with quote

She lay asleep , her legs apart., her breasts were round and fair.
Though asleep her cunt was deep and gathered round with hair.
He climbed upon her sleeping form and pushed his chopper down, then once inside her cunt so wide he wiggled it around.
The maid awaken with a start and at first seemed put off, then like a calm her legs went slam and chopped his chopper off.
My knob is gone he cried forlorn ,what woe has come to pass?
Then he ripped her tits into little bits and stuffed em up her arse.
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kippyzona
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

That doesn't even rhyme.
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Speedy2007
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The God of War rode out one day
Upon his favourite filly.
I'm Thor, he cried.
The horse replied,
You forgot the thaddle thilly.



Sorry


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PostPosted: 14:21 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down in the valley where the green grass grows,
There lies a lady without any clothes,
Along comes a cowboy ' clippidy clop ' ,
Down with his trousers and out with his cock Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll just leave this here.
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edwin Morgan - Computers First Christmas;



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PostPosted: 15:51 - 28 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer is a motorcycle and even might be a person,
for what he does to his bikes, there must be a reason.
Once tried helicoil his own motorcycle's engine head,
while all he achieved with it, the engine is now dead.

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PostPosted: 16:00 - 29 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:



Laughing

Worth pointing out to newer members of the forum that the OP in that thread was a racist, scamming bellend.
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PostPosted: 02:22 - 30 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

War..

"We thought war was fun,
Joyful, gee it was a blast.
Just to use and fire a big ol' gun,
However it wasn't all that.

You see I took it in the hat,
Bullets were zooming and flying about.
When Joey Bleedy thought he had seen a cat,
We tried and tried to bring him out.

Years of fighting had taken it's toll,
He was hallucinating; there was nothing there.
That is when he took it and got flatted like a pancake by a Panzer,
You see this is where men come to lose their soul.

The joyless battles fought on and on,
Bombs exploded. Then men were gone.
Pieces flew right through the sky
Just like someone had splatted a cherry pie.

Now our wives and girlfriends will have to be told,
All alone they would grow eventually old.
Guess there really is no comedy in war;
As it really is all for nor."
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PostPosted: 02:52 - 30 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

How and why has their not been a RainPal Poem yet? If someone can make one good enough, maybe Adam can put it into his wall of sperg.
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PostPosted: 04:33 - 30 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
How and why has their not been a RainPal Poem yet? If someone can make one good enough, maybe Adam can put it into his wall of sperg.


Bored can't sleep and can't write poems but meh.

No pal in the rain

Motorcycling is life and it’s true to me,
How much it makes my life so easy.
Nevertheless of this bike that I love so much,
Every thought of it now has me going for the crutch.

Then an inventor came along so bold and strong,
Though everyone else mocked him and hated all lifelong.
This godly man was Adam Aarons, of great commercial.
Who came with an amazing product called Rainpal,
This holy device helped you to see in the rain and night,
Maybe just maybe; one day it would save your life.

BCF was my home and Cansa mocked,
We all thought this Aarons to be a jock.
Everyone found the product was faked,
However a prototype was actually made
Though something stirred inside,
Could everyone else have lied?

When the rain came I could see nor.
Oh why did I just not spend £83.99 more?
For then my leg would have been saved in that dreadful night,
As the rain came down causing plight; taking away my sight,
If only I’d had that Rainpal,
Then my life wouldn't now be hell.
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 04 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speedy2007 wrote:
The God of War rode out one day
Upon his favourite filly.
I'm Thor, he cried.
The horse replied,
You forgot the thaddle thilly.



Sorry


Literally Crying with laughter at work after reading this! Laughing Clapping
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 04 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Ode to the Aarons.

Oh Adam, why hast thou forsaken quite,
we bikers and our sense of sight.
You promised us a golden age,
of commuting fast without a cage!
Of wiper blades and battery packs
but yet you stab us in our backs,

Your scamming ways have got us riled!
and now you're acting like a child
who's never seen a gloomy day
and all because it didnt go your way.

we shunned your overly techny plan
to give to every lady and man,
a wiper on a visor screen
designed in theory to keep it clean,
and free from all the drops of rain
that never really were a pain.
we just turn heads from left to right,
and this restores our drop free sight.

but you thought you could earn a buck,
but rightly, we dont give a fuck!
so shove your product testing side,
your crowdsourced funding's gone and died,
and though you hate specifically one,
all thoughts of you, from us has gone.

we care no more for what you do,
we think your thieving days are through,
so walk away - and think my dear
cos by your own admission
"The road ahead is clear"
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PostPosted: 09:03 - 06 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
How and why has their not been a RainPal Poem yet? If someone can make one good enough, maybe Adam can put it into his wall of sperg.


Bump.... Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 06 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

1)

Autumn's here, the leaves they fall,
and light begins to fade,
All that mpd doth want today
is to call a spade a spade.

Racist cunt! Racist cunt!
With calls they do deride,
"Fuck off you twats, you fucking twats" mpd replies
"Fuck off you twats, you fucking twats with squinty little eyes"

Fin.


2)

Safety first! Safety first!
ATGATT all the way
Safety first, he cried out loud
as he hit a bail of hay.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 06 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every Friday is poets day in the construction industry.

Piss Off Early - Tomorrow's Saturday!
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