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Speedy2007 Renault 5 Driver
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pepperami Super Spammer
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Down in the valley where the green grass grows,
There lies a lady without any clothes,
Along comes a cowboy ' clippidy clop ' ,
Down with his trousers and out with his cock ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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nowhere.elysium The Pork Lord
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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RhynoCZ Super Spammer
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Fazer is a motorcycle and even might be a person,
for what he does to his bikes, there must be a reason.
Once tried helicoil his own motorcycle's engine head,
while all he achieved with it, the engine is now dead.
https://m.popkey.co/ef4d84/b0b4q_s-200x150.gif ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI; MZ 150 ETZ, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor |
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DrDonnyBrago World Chat Champion
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Worth pointing out to newer members of the forum that the OP in that thread was a racist, scamming bellend. |
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TheSmiler World Chat Champion
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War..
"We thought war was fun,
Joyful, gee it was a blast.
Just to use and fire a big ol' gun,
However it wasn't all that.
You see I took it in the hat,
Bullets were zooming and flying about.
When Joey Bleedy thought he had seen a cat,
We tried and tried to bring him out.
Years of fighting had taken it's toll,
He was hallucinating; there was nothing there.
That is when he took it and got flatted like a pancake by a Panzer,
You see this is where men come to lose their soul.
The joyless battles fought on and on,
Bombs exploded. Then men were gone.
Pieces flew right through the sky
Just like someone had splatted a cherry pie.
Now our wives and girlfriends will have to be told,
All alone they would grow eventually old.
Guess there really is no comedy in war;
As it really is all for nor." ____________________ CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet |
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Tracer1234 World Chat Champion
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TheSmiler World Chat Champion
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Tracer1234 wrote: | How and why has their not been a RainPal Poem yet? If someone can make one good enough, maybe Adam can put it into his wall of sperg. |
Bored can't sleep and can't write poems but meh.
No pal in the rain
Motorcycling is life and it’s true to me,
How much it makes my life so easy.
Nevertheless of this bike that I love so much,
Every thought of it now has me going for the crutch.
Then an inventor came along so bold and strong,
Though everyone else mocked him and hated all lifelong.
This godly man was Adam Aarons, of great commercial.
Who came with an amazing product called Rainpal,
This holy device helped you to see in the rain and night,
Maybe just maybe; one day it would save your life.
BCF was my home and Cansa mocked,
We all thought this Aarons to be a jock.
Everyone found the product was faked,
However a prototype was actually made
Though something stirred inside,
Could everyone else have lied?
When the rain came I could see nor.
Oh why did I just not spend £83.99 more?
For then my leg would have been saved in that dreadful night,
As the rain came down causing plight; taking away my sight,
If only I’d had that Rainpal,
Then my life wouldn't now be hell. ____________________ CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet |
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The999Kid World Chat Champion
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An Ode to the Aarons.
Oh Adam, why hast thou forsaken quite,
we bikers and our sense of sight.
You promised us a golden age,
of commuting fast without a cage!
Of wiper blades and battery packs
but yet you stab us in our backs,
Your scamming ways have got us riled!
and now you're acting like a child
who's never seen a gloomy day
and all because it didnt go your way.
we shunned your overly techny plan
to give to every lady and man,
a wiper on a visor screen
designed in theory to keep it clean,
and free from all the drops of rain
that never really were a pain.
we just turn heads from left to right,
and this restores our drop free sight.
but you thought you could earn a buck,
but rightly, we dont give a fuck!
so shove your product testing side,
your crowdsourced funding's gone and died,
and though you hate specifically one,
all thoughts of you, from us has gone.
we care no more for what you do,
we think your thieving days are through,
so walk away - and think my dear
cos by your own admission
"The road ahead is clear" ____________________ NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter |
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Every Friday is poets day in the construction industry.
Piss Off Early - Tomorrow's Saturday! ____________________ a.k.a 'Geri'
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 174 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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