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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Think I have a infection oin my finger after I stabbed it Crying or Very sad


Gone a funny colour and hurts

Also caught my arm and it feels like its burning


Probs Gangrene or Necrotizing fasciitis. Only treatment is chop it off, at the neck.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRZ4Hunned wrote:
Brake light switch went on the car... For some reason it uses the glow plug warning light on the dash. I drove 20 miles home with my brake lights stuck on. Embarassed


Was this near Southampton? I saw someone driving along with the brake lights on the whole time. It was leaving a horrible smell behind though.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 12 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
Think I have a infection oin my finger after I stabbed it Crying or Very sad


Gone a funny colour and hurts

Also caught my arm and it feels like its burning


Probs Gangrene or Necrotizing fasciitis. Only treatment is chop it off, at the neck.


your way out of line there sunshine.

the only diagnosis that can be provided by the might denizens of BCF is one of AIDs and not the good kind either
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 13 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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your way out of line there sunshine.

the only diagnosis that can be provided by the might denizens of BCF is one of AIDs and not the good kind either


You are right. Damn my optimism. Bad aids and death it is.
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 13 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought sugar, turned out to be half-sugar.
Hate aspartame.
Now have it in my tea.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 13 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Bought sugar, turned out to be half-sugar.
Hate aspartame.
Now have it in my tea.
Puke


Is it that Silverspoon halfspoon stuff? I took a bag to work for coffee and the sweetener makes it that much sweeter that I can't taste a normal sugar now.
As part of my attempt to cheat healthy eating I've got some Sukrin-1 sweetener which is meant to be the same weight and sweetness as the real thing so it's exactly the same for brews and baking. 'Spensive though.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 13 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found out a good mate died yesterday

Was due to retire next month

Looked toward to it for years

Will have a bacon butty and a brandy for him tomorrow
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 15 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikers Twisted Evil

about twenty of them (ewanboormanger types) pootling along a dual carriage way in both lanes staggerd

I weaved in and out at about 70 to get past and then buggered off ito the distance

then scooter meet I was going to turned out shit as only three turned up and one was only there for the breakfast not the ride out
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 15 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last week Lawrence brought me a still-twitching rodent, which I suspected of being slightly too large to be an adult mouse.

Then ... I was working on the PC earlier and noticed Longshanks was sitting in the front window bay watching something run past. I thought it was a couple of cats arseing about, that had just caught the edge of my eyesight, but as 'Shanks then climbed out the window in stalking mode, I knew I must have seen rats scurrying.

Lawrence just confirmed it Puke

Today he brought me another one (into my kitchen!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad ) and the size of it clearly showed that it was a week older than the last rodent, so its DEFINITELY a baby rat Puke Puke Puke Puke Puke Puke

I suspect he's found a local rats' nest (rats' or rat's?)

I'm suspicious that they are coming from the nasty little curry shop around the corner*. Lawrence is always up at that end of the street; he often meets me late at night when I am coming home, with what I've long suspected to be an airy look on his face: "Nomming rats? Good heavens no Mater, I've just been taking a late night constitutional, a bit of fresh air before bed, what what ..."


I'm *seriously* considering gaffer-taping up the cat flap.




*Having the dubious distinction of being the ONLY restaurant to which I have given a terrible report on Tripadvisor so far.
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 15 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm *seriously* considering gaffer-taping up the cat flap.


I find a chastity belt works better.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 15 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell cat you live in London

According to the world you are no more then a foot away from a rat anyway
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 15 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I know (in fact I thought it was 8 feet)
But that doesn't mean I want to see one IN MY KITCHEN Shocked ...

I've now re-bleached the floor for the third time in a week.
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Currys had an amazing sale on Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 00:33 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

But that doesn't mean I want to see one IN MY KITCHEN Shocked ...

What are you gonna do?
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PostPosted: 01:41 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back ache. I thought its meant to be an old persons thing.
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PostPosted: 08:02 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Back ache. I thought its meant to be an old persons thing.


No it'll just get worse and you'll complain more as you get older. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I'm *seriously* considering gaffer-taping up the cat flap.


I find a chastity belt works better.


I see what you did there Wink
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

jnw010 wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:
Back ache. I thought its meant to be an old persons thing.


No it'll just get worse and you'll complain more as you get older. Very Happy


.....and going, "Oof." everytime you sit down.
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Was this near Southampton?


Nope, Derby *shudders*
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, I updated the gfx card driver and the PC now runs like crap. Screen tearing even when scrolling in Windows. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
Today, I updated the gfx card driver and the PC now runs like crap.

Noob.
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:
Today, I updated the gfx card driver and the PC now runs like crap.

Noob.


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PostPosted: 12:43 - 17 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

car drivers washing their windscreens as your stuck riding behind em

dickheads, the lot of em
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 17 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Labour rates: increased from forty-five per hour to fifty per hour and that's not including vat (that I'd forgot about).

One hundred and eighty squid for valve clearances that didn't need adjusting. I'll be going to back to bed.

Not that bothered this time because valves but good job I started spannering on me own bike. If I still had the arrow I would have purchased it over ten times this year alone.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 17 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

NJD wrote:
One hundred and eighty squid for valve clearances that didn't need adjusting.

Are you sure they checked them? Smile
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