Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

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[duhawkz]

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[hellkat]

Bought sugar, turned out to be half-sugar.
Hate aspartame.
Now have it in my tea.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[dydey90]

[andyscooter]

Found out a good mate died yesterday

Was due to retire next month

Looked toward to it for years

Will have a bacon butty and a brandy for him tomorrow
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[andyscooter]

bikers

about twenty of them (ewanboormanger types) pootling along a dual carriage way in both lanes staggerd

I weaved in and out at about 70 to get past and then buggered off ito the distance

then scooter meet I was going to turned out shit as only three turned up and one was only there for the breakfast not the ride out
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[hellkat]

Last week Lawrence brought me a still-twitching rodent, which I suspected of being slightly too large to be an adult mouse.

Then ... I was working on the PC earlier and noticed Longshanks was sitting in the front window bay watching something run past. I thought it was a couple of cats arseing about, that had just caught the edge of my eyesight, but as 'Shanks then climbed out the window in stalking mode, I knew I must have seen rats scurrying.

Lawrence just confirmed it

Today he brought me another one (into my kitchen!!! ) and the size of it clearly showed that it was a week older than the last rodent, so its DEFINITELY a baby rat

I suspect he's found a local rats' nest (rats' or rat's?)

I'm suspicious that they are coming from the nasty little curry shop around the corner*. Lawrence is always up at that end of the street; he often meets me late at night when I am coming home, with what I've long suspected to be an airy look on his face: "Nomming rats? Good heavens no Mater, I've just been taking a late night constitutional, a bit of fresh air before bed, what what ..."


I'm *seriously* considering gaffer-taping up the cat flap.




*Having the dubious distinction of being the ONLY restaurant to which I have given a terrible report on Tripadvisor so far.
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[Fisty]

[andyscooter]

Hell cat you live in London

According to the world you are no more then a foot away from a rat anyway
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[hellkat]

Yeah I know (in fact I thought it was 8 feet)
But that doesn't mean I want to see one IN MY KITCHEN ...

I've now re-bleached the floor for the third time in a week.

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[M.C]

Currys had an amazing sale on

https://i62.servimg.com/u/f62/15/13/82/47/sale10.jpg

[grr666]

[Tracer1234]

Back ache. I thought its meant to be an old persons thing.
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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[BTTD]

[pepperami]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[DRZ4Hunned]

[RhynoCZ]

Today, I updated the gfx card driver and the PC now runs like crap. Screen tearing even when scrolling in Windows.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[M.C]

[RhynoCZ]

[mudcow007]

car drivers washing their windscreens as your stuck riding behind em

dickheads, the lot of em

[NJD]

Labour rates: increased from forty-five per hour to fifty per hour and that's not including vat (that I'd forgot about).

One hundred and eighty squid for valve clearances that didn't need adjusting. I'll be going to back to bed.

Not that bothered this time because valves but good job I started spannering on me own bike. If I still had the arrow I would have purchased it over ten times this year alone.
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[M.C]