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RhynoCZ wrote: | A man comes home from the work and his wife immediately asks him:
"Did you buy bread?" To which the husband replied:
"Bread, shopping, that's not a man's job"
"Then take your clothes off, walk with me to the bedroom and do the man's job."
Him: "Damn, woman! Do you not understand a joke, give me that shopping bag!" |
So a man comes home from work and his wife asks him "Did you buy bread?"
"Bread!?! Shopping!?! that's not a mans job!!" He exclaims.
So his wife says "Ok, why don't you do a mans job and ravish me then?"
To which he replies, "I was only joking, give me the shopping bag and I'll go now despite your offer of sex.
Being honest, that's preferable to banging you anyway you hideous old trout." ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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https://s20.postimg.org/m1fm47rv1/Screenshot_20170913-143839.png ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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https://s20.postimg.org/k7mnw4qq5/Screenshot_2017-09-14_at_14.47.30.png ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today...
Sounds weird, dozen tit.
____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
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A little boy asks his father "what is politics?" Dad says, well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the Prime Minister. Your mother is the government. We are here to care for YOUR needs, so we will call you the people. The nanny, we consider her the working class and your baby brother, we will call him the future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents room & find his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole & sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed, the next morning, the little boy says to his father, dad I think I understand the concept of politics now.
The father says good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.
The little boy replies, the Prime Minister is screwing the working class, while the Government is fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit. ____________________ Observation is the greatest source of wisdom. |
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What do you call a snake thats 3.14m long?
A Π-thon.
____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
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A swan came up to this person one day and nibbled their fingers.
It wanted to say something but it was a Mute Swan.
Anyone seen my jacket? ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 190 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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