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B0ndy
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Secret santa ideas Reply with quote

Managed to pick the CEO as my secret santa, what stupidness for up to 20 can I buy him?

BCF pls deliver
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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inb4 butt plug
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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Knowles' new album. He'll love you for that.
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends if you want to keep your job I guess Laughing

What does he like doing?
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B0ndy
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

J4mes wrote:
Depends if you want to keep your job I guess Laughing

What does he like doing?


Golf
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Golf? Tartan butt plug then.
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haroman666
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was recently looking for a chocolate or jelly buttplug.

For a friend of course.

But I couldn't find one.

I'm still suggesting it though. It should be a thing.
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchless panties
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

haroman666 wrote:
I was recently looking for a chocolate or jelly buttplug.

For a friend of course.

But I couldn't find one.

I'm still suggesting it though. It should be a thing.


Isn't that what a finger of (Cadbury's) Fudge is for?

Posting for a friend Embarassed
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Moo.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
haroman666 wrote:
I was recently looking for a chocolate or jelly buttplug.

For a friend of course.

But I couldn't find one.

I'm still suggesting it though. It should be a thing.


Isn't that what a finger of (Cadbury's) Fudge is for?

Posting for a friend Embarassed


Surely at this time of year you can find a chocolate Santa that is similar to a butt plug shape..

Posting for a friend of a friends, cousins sister.... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 19 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.firebox.com/

https://www.firebox.com/Never-Ending-Musical-Christmas-Card/p7814
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 19 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd get one of those Make your own "neon light" things - bonus is that its much cheaper than twenty quid, you could buy him TWO for that Cool

(or you could buy one for yourself and one for him, and tell him to take the difference out of your annual bonus Laughing )

I'd *definitely* want one of those.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 19 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody done the pair of slippers and vibrator yet?
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 19 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The CEO? Well, you must give him one of the cards, that say: We donated money to, blah blah, on your behalf... Razz
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