Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Polarbear]

I'm in the Milton Keynes Christmas Illuminated Boat Festival. All good, I'm quite looking forward to decorating the boat.

However being told I have to dress up as Santa and be sociable is certainly not what I was expecting to do. I can't be an elf, I'm too fat my granddaughter tells me!

And it seems I will be having Christmas music blaring out as well
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[mentalboy]

[grr666]

It mostly went on my legs. Mostly.
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[Polarbear]

[M.C]

[Polarbear]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

Leaving work feeling like I forgot something..

Get 5 minutes into my journey home and realise I’ve not tucked my jumper into my bike jeans 🤦‍♂️

Couldn’t be arsed to stop and fix it as it was raining, never realised how much difference it makes! Had a proper cold todger region. Won’t be making that mistake again!
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1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA

[B0ndy]

Sportsbikeshop black friday is just a load of crap with crap discounts that is just crap.

crap
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CBF 125 -> CB400SF -> GSX600F -> ZX6R (G1) -> GSXR1000 K4 -> ZX6R (B1H Stunt bike) -> VFR800 -> R1 5PW -> Sprint 1050 -> Fireblade 929 -> ZX10R C2H

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

What the fuck is Black Friday anyway.
Fuck that.

Don't tell me when to buy things.
Being told to do something is exactly the way to get me to NOT do something.

Contrary Jen
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Beehive Bedlam]

[NJD]

[Suntan Sid]

[dydey90]

The Amazon one has been pretty good in the past, but this year it just seems to be full of shite that you couldn't shift for a quid at a car boot.
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This post is probably not serious and shouldn't be taken literally.
Past: CBR125,ER6f NINJA 650, ZZR600 Current: VFR750

[Polarbear]

There is always something worth while on Amazon sales amongst the dross. The trick is not to surf it when pissed or you end up with something's that are not quite what you require
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[duhawkz]

[chickenstrip]

[Ribenapigeon]

[Ribenapigeon]

Five minutes on a bus and already im convinced humanity is a hopeless aberration of nature and deserves its own destruction.

[Ribenapigeon]

[King29]

Sat on a crowded train and a big boned woman came and sat next to me. She said "I'm friendly and like to chat", I was looking at her as she sat down. I thought to myself "That won't be happening", so I pointed to my mouth then to my ears and shrugged and did my very best (I feel ashamed) 'deaf person' voice and said 'Deaf' in a kind of way that would get you dismissed from any job for taking the mick.

All was well, she shut up and I relaxed thinking "WINNA!". All was well for 10 minutes and then my mobile phone rang.

Game over, the look she gave me, it was work and I had to answer it. Very uncomfortable last 20 minutes train journey, I just looked out of the window and wanted the seat to swallow me up.

[dodgydog]

Fourth breakdown of the year in my VW Caddy. This time it's just a tiny O ring where the fuel pipe goes into the injector.....and guess what? you can't buy the O ring, it needs the whole fuel pipe set up for all four injectors, £70 + vat.
Local breaker bloke will certainly have one, but he's in Bali for another week!
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