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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

ScaredyCat wrote:
Wind slams door causing paint tin to fall off shelf. Lid comes off... sticky glack gloss paint all over carpet.


If you have a glack carpet then no problemo, otherwise Allah is telling you he doesn't like your carpet.
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
glack carpet

Right, you're glocked.
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bag smells of arse crack.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
ScaredyCat wrote:
Wind slams door causing paint tin to fall off shelf. Lid comes off... sticky glack gloss paint all over carpet.


If you have a glack carpet then no problemo, otherwise Allah is telling you he doesn't like your carpet.


Rogerborg wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
glack carpet

Right, you're glocked.


glack is the new black bitches.
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
glack carpet

Right, you're glocked.


Glicked man, glicked
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Ah, the NHS.

9 days to get an appointment (I know, aren't I the lucky one), then I turn up to find that:

1) My doctor is off sick. 5 out of 6 at the surgery are on maternity, on leave or sick.

B) They'd misbooked it anyway and given it to another Borg with a similar date of birth. Brick Wall

Fortunately, half their bookings hadn't bothered showing up, so they managed to get me in to the practice nurse, who was as usual more helpful than the doctors.

And they almost - almost - apologised for the snafu after they realised what had happened and that I wasn't lying or deranged. It's (almost) a Christmas miracle.

I thought you had private healthcare so you didn't need to engage with the peasant folk?
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking snow. Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Glicked man, glicked

Glick is the sound a glock makes when you gock it.
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Glicked man, glicked

Glick is the sound a glock makes when you gock it.


I think somebody's been doing too much airsoft. Only a matter of time until we see your Facebook profile picture on the evening news, and some balaclava shots.
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PostPosted: 09:47 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodyguard wrote:
Fucking snow. Middle Finger


Don't do that, the top of your cock might get frostbite.

I thought that snow would make it easier for you to bury your roadside turds in?!

I saw some hardcore bikers out today, and one mophead rider, who decided to turn back. Then two minutes later he comes filtering past, and did then sit behind traffic, presumably he had a moment of traction loss and erred on the side of safety.
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck snow.

It's a beautiful sunny dry day here in glorious Milton Keynes Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Fuck snow.

It's a beautiful sunny dry day here in glorious Milton Keynes Thumbs Up

230 odd miles north.

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PostPosted: 18:07 - 08 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wouldn't get me out on a bike in that.

I'm a fair-weather biker now Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought some bike parts from an overseas website, total cost 50. DHL slapped a 24 import charge on it and refuse to tell me how they worked that out. I accept that VAT and duty have to be paid but I don't understand how that can work out to be almost 50% of the value of the goods.

AND they deliver your goods first then shake you down for extra money afterwards.
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The absolute bollox that car salesmen come up with to tell you why a their cars are better than their competitors. Apparently having less steering feel is a good thing so you don't get distracted from driving Confused
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
I bought some bike parts from an overseas website, total cost 50. DHL slapped a 24 import charge on it and refuse to tell me how they worked that out. I accept that VAT and duty have to be paid but I don't understand how that can work out to be almost 50% of the value of the goods.

AND they deliver your goods first then shake you down for extra money afterwards.


It's not just VAT and duty, freight clearance also costs money, it's not free unfortunately.
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going round to visit the ex-husband and discovering he has got ringworm from his cat. Rolling Eyes

He's in a downward spiral, and I'm not sure how far I should kick his arse about pulling himself together ...
(we've not been married for probably near-on 20 years, but he takes more notice of me than of almost anybody else)

... or to just let him slip further into eccentric-old-man hood.

(our daughter might never forgive me Crying or Very sad )
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Going round to visit the ex-husband and discovering he has got ringworm from his cat. Rolling Eyes

He's in a downward spiral, and I'm not sure how far I should kick his arse about pulling himself together ...
(we've not been married for probably near-on 20 years, but he takes more notice of me than of almost anybody else)

... or to just let him slip further into eccentric-old-man hood.

(our daughter might never forgive me Crying or Very sad )

Get your mouth around his saggy nutsack.
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 09 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puke Laughing

The worst part of it is that he quite clearly thinks "Oh its just Jen, she's seen me in any number of tedious states of undress over the dozen or so years we were married", and so he doesn't bother to get dressed if I happen to turn up when he's still in his dressing gown, and still has all his bits and pieces on display (whether he realises it or not, I am no longer of an inclination to point these things out )

But then ... if he'd been properly dressed, I'd not have noticed the frickin' ringworm.

I also wouldn't have had to undergo the sight of his 'nads peeking out at me either Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 10 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next doors tree has just fallen on my shed. Roof is fucked.
I was in there 2mins before getting a shovel out to clear a spot for the dog to dump.
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 10 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Next doors tree has just fallen on my shed. Roof is fucked.
I was in there 2mins before getting a shovel out to clear a spot for the dog to dump.


Sounds like a good excuse for a new shed to me?
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 10 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Over a foot of snow in the garden and a predicted -10 tonight!
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 10 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:
Over a foot of snow in the garden and a predicted -10 tonight!

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PostPosted: 13:28 - 11 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noticed at 10am that I had an appointment for a mammogram at 11.24am. Rushed to get there.

Woman on the desk hasn't got my name on her list, despite them having sent me the letter, which I showed her, with all the details.

And she's got that "Ain't fitting you in" look on her face.

Didn't really want to have my tits squished unpleasantly between two metal plates anyway, thanks v. much. Brick Wall

So I fucked off out of there a bit sharpish before they changed their mind Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 11 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Noticed at 10am that I had an appointment for a mammogram at 11.24am. Rushed to get there.

InB4 speeding NIP fnar.
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