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Minty
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Sock.

Photos of girlfriend or gtfo.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shave her from head to toe.

You fucking balloon sock piece of shit.

(On the off chance OP isn't a balloon sock troll crap rubbish , you're going to want to do research on more appropriate websites. It's very tricky to help someone who doesn't want your help so that's what you need to address first.)
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

isn't that the one where you binge eat until you are sick


I think I must be on verge


its called Christmas in my house
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did that on chocolate yesterday Embarassed

It was comfort food because I didn't get a blow job.
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least you can comfort youself with the fact that she's not as psychotic as you, Arcane.

Now run along to the nice policeman and tell him that you are sorry to save them the trouble of finding you because you got back in contact with Paddy again.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's making yourself throw up or taking laxatives after eating huge amounts.

If she's previously messed up her oesophagus then things can much more easily go very wrong.
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Advice: never put your dick in crazy.

Not even if you're wearing a full body latex suit.

And a sock.
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
I know someone who's had it for over 25 years. No matter of talking to has had any affect what so ever.

Strangely enough, the more stressed she gets, the better it seems to get. Maybe you should dump your "GF" on Boxing Day and note the results?

Wow, you've joined an awful lot of forums in the last month haven't you?

When do you start selling Raybans? Plonk.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cordova85&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBGB776GB776&oq=cordova85&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


your same search brings up Adriana and Kevin, so sounds like they are the same person.

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Wonko The Sane
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

just incase it is a genuine question:

Don't let her eat cake, it's a waste if she's simply going to puke it up again.

ok, being serious now,

if Drs is a no go then local support groups perhaps?

Worth looking into doing some kind of activity together that gets you out and about doing excessive even if it's just going for a decent length walk with the hope that with exercise comes the need for food / thought that 'burning calories so it's ok to eat'

I'm no expert though.
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonko The Sane wrote:

Don't let her eat cake, it's a waste if she's simply going to puke it up again.


Does it count as spitting, swallowing, both or neither if she pukes it up?
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has it's merits.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolf%20banging
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
It's making yourself throw up or taking laxatives after eating huge amounts.


Or , as i accidentally found out yesterday, eating copious amounts of Brussels sprouts.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sausage. She needs sausage. Force fed.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Has it's merits.

It.

Is.

Merits.

WHAT?

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PostPosted: 02:04 - 27 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Tritey

Your spellchecker isn't working, you big melon.

Yours sincerely
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